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Also: Bond could never die to a woman. They all fawn over him too much to kill him... and even when one manages to try, he's ready for it. It's happened like... twice. |
but I like sprite comics....
If a girl tried, she would end up sleeping with him instead.....she just couldn't bring herself to do it. |
He could die if said women gave him a hurricane of sexual transmitted diseases.
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Bond is immune to STDs, that's part of his "Bond magic"!
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Bond doesn't have magic, just gadgets, mojo, and one liners.
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it's not literal magic, more of a charisma thing. You see, his mother was the goddess Sune, deity of love, beauty, high charisma, etc.. Now, does that answer your question?
Wait a sec, Bond Magic is mojo! |
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that's just ultra-mojo, but it could be magic....
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he never is shot by bullets he just....uh......gets shot by those cap guns
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With all the mention of mojo...let's have the ultimate mojo match!
James Bond vs. Austin Powers |
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