IHMN, you DO realize you just argued against your own point, right? Look at the comic cover...Legacy Virus. It killed Colossus. I did mention that Caramon is very resourceful, and more or less had the ability to travel in time.

Considering, he could merely travel in time and get the virus and kill Colossus with it. So, depending on the situation, either of the two brutes could win.

Next one!..

Christopher Walken (doesn't matter what role) vs.... Anthony Hopkins (any role) vs. Johnny Depp (doesn't matter what role) vs. Bruce Campell (good ol' Ash!..ehem, doesn't matter what role)

Christopher Walken wins.

Why? Well, first of all, he's creepy as hell, easily outdoing even Hannibal in even his 'nicest' roles. Secondly, he was the angel of death, Gabriel, in the prophecy with super human speed, strength, and completely unable to be killed except for by having his heart cut out.

The only role any of them had that would stand a chance (unless I'm forgetting a few movies) would be Ash. And that's just because Ash is so damned cool.

Edit-Also, I read dragonlance, and it was Raistlin who was master of time, not Caramon. I'm not sure how you think he could travel through time... and even if he could, he'd have no knowledge of what viruses are, what they do, and/or what to do with them.

If you don't remember, in the War of the Twins, Caramon travelled in time with Tas'. That standing, Raistlin technically is the one who caused this to happen, but I was using it for arguement's sake. ::chuckles:: (It's hard having a guy from "Medieval Fantasy" type settings fighting a guy who can chuck tanks like feather weights)

And yeah, I think I am gonna go with Christopher Walken on that one. Not because of roles...but, like as you said, Kryo, he's freaky as hell. I don't know a guy who can talk so calmly about cutting someone's face off with a scalpel...and other neat things like that. As cool as Hannibal is, Walken takes him.

And, let's take JD from Pirates of the Caribean. If he takes the coin, then he might be able to win, but he's not as freaky as Walken, or as cool as Ash. They'd double team Depp after the three killed Hannibal since he's so weird, and duke it out in a one on one. Bruce vs. Christopher. Hmm...On coolness, Bruce/Ash wins. On...everything else, Walken takes the cake. Any other thoughts?

Johnny Depp as Jack Sparrow.

He'd do his whole "fruity" thing, and then kick some ass.

New fight (Because Walken wins).

The Nesquick rabbit vs. the Trix rabbit.

Trix Rabbit.

As has been said before, there is no mascot, cereal or otherwise, with as much rage as the Trix Rabbit. He would tear the Nesquick Rabbit's head off while chanting "TRIX ARE FOR KIDS!" over and over, with a twinge of insanity to his voice, and then laugh maniacally as he lapped up the ever spreading pool of blood pouring from the Nesquick Rabbit's decapitated corpse.

Damn...too late to say Walken's scooching line...

And the Nesquik rabbit is a pussy, all the kids come to him and he hands them nesquik (which blows). In fact, I don't think the Nesquik rabbit has ever done anything...out of the ordinary...he's kinda a cartoon bunny-kid...

OK. We have Johnny Depp as that wimpy author from "Secret Window", Anthony Hopkins as Brautigan from Hearts in Atlantis, Christopher Walken as the Continental from SNL, and Bruce Campbell as the announcer from Spider-man. I'd have to go with Brautigan. He IS a psychic, so he can stop Depp's alternate personality from coming out to play.





What? You said any roles?

Christopher Walken (doesn't matter what role) vs.... Anthony Hopkins (any role) vs. Johnny Depp (doesn't matter what role) vs. Bruce Campell (good ol' Ash!..ehem, doesn't matter what role)

Walken charges in on a black hell-horse carrying his own head a la Sleepy Hollow. Depp goes Crane style, but because bitch-ass Burton isn't there to fix the fight for him Depp gets his head lopped off in one fell swoop. Hannibal Hopkins strips Walken's head football-style, then uses his lobster-claw cracker to open up the skull for a tasty treat of grey matter. He turns on Cambell, but as Ash he gives Hannibal a chainsaw-hand to the gut followed by a faceful of boomstick.

Ash stands victorious over the corpses of the dead ... but then their eyes begin to glow, and their zombified bodies rise as the screen fades to black, Ash screaming in rage and terror.

Caramon? Resourceful? WHAT IN THE NINE FRICKING HELLS!!!???

Caramon was with Tasslehoff, who used the Time Journeying device. Caramon was Raistlin's dumbass twin, he was big and stupid. His only real use was in melee combat.....and even there, Collosus would own him, because Caramon doesn't have his brother's skills/smarts, or Collosus's superpowers.

Collosus beats Caramon into a bloody mush.

[edit] which god did Caramon stab? I don't think he actually killed one...