Shouldn't this be "But then Ash realizes he said nickle instead of nictu, and the eyes of the dead begin to glow as their zombified bodies rise and the screen fades to black"?

Also, Walken could still out creepy Hannibal.

What about a three way fight between Hannibal "The Cannibal" Lecter, Tom Ripley (at the top of his game) and Dr. Kaufman from "Tomorrow Never dies"?

Anything goes, but I think the only way Kaufman can possibly win is if he can use his long range edge.

Hannibal would win. He would calculate the best way to kill them first, and then trap them. He would then cut off the tops of their heads, cook some of their brains, and feed it to them.

But Hannibal's efforts in devising an original/fancy way to kill might give one of the other ones a chance!

Hannibal wouldn't neccesarily devise a plan, he'd just have to creep the other people the hell out with his expert pschyologist (damn I cant spell that) skills. Make them realize that they hate themselves and the clothes they wear so they end in a fetal position...THEN he eats them.

Out-creepy, certainly, but as the Headless Horseman it's like he's walking around with a Red Lobster sampler platter where Hannibal is concerned.

Except Walken didn't have his head in Sleepy Hollow. That bitch did, and she used it to control him.

And he's already hell bound, if Hannibal tried to nibble on it the fires of hell inside the head would kill the guy.

Walken wins, hands down. I've got a fever. And the only perscription... is more cowbell.

Oh yeah, forgot about that.

In that case Walken kills Hannibal, but Ash's limitless fortitude in the face of the undead wins the day.