Originally Posted by Kotaku

To the folks at [GAME COMPANY], let me first say I’ve [-ED VERB] all your previous games. For years, I’ve pre-ordered every new [ORIGINAL GAME CO.] title from [GAME SHOP], and I’ve appreciated the accompanying swag, particularly the [-ED VERB] edition [GAME CHARACTER] key chain. Unfortunately, the recent changes you’ve made to the [GAME] franchise have lost you a [NOUN].

I know, I know, [THOUGHT TERMINATING CLICHÉ]. But how can you provide us with so many brilliantly localized [NATIONALITY] [GENRE] games, titles with plenty of [ADJECTIVE] Menus and [ADJECTIVE] Inventory Systems, then 180 your lineup for a [CONSOLE] title featuring an adorable [ANIMAL] protagonist` and [NUMBER] mini-games?

[INTERJECTION], I understand that [ORIGINAL GAME CO.]’s CEO, [CELEBTRITY GAME EXEC] hopes to [VERB] the casual market, but what about the [NOUN]-gamer? Why must you suddenly ape [MAINSTREAM GAME], when your fans demand more titles like my favorite RPG [MEDIVAL TORTUER DEVICE] Dungeon [NUMBER], or even the much demanded sequel to [COMIC] Vs. [OBSCURE FIGHTER]?

[EXCLAMATION]!

I hope everyone who works for you [-S VERB]. I hope your parents, your friends and your [HYPOCRISTIC] hate you forever. You’re all [PLURAL PEJORATIVE].

Pull your [BODY PART] out of your [BODY PART]. [VERB] you, you [-ING VERB] [VERB]. May you rot in [PLACE]

[SNOWCLONE].
[SCREENNAME]

P.S. I’ve enclosed [CHEMICAL]. Die twice.

Originally Posted by grthwllms (Post 884825)

You can totally use Fuck or a version of Fuck for every single one of those.

Originally Posted by Mr.Bookworm (Post 884945)

To the folks at FuckFuckFuck, let me first say I’ve fucked all your previous games. For years, I’ve pre-ordered every new Fuck title from The Fuck Shop, and I’ve appreciated the accompanying swag, particularly the Fucked edition Fucky McFucker key chain. Unfortunately, the recent changes you’ve made to the Fuck franchise have lost you a fuck.

I know, I know, fuck. But how can you provide us with so many brilliantly localized fucking fucker games, titles with plenty of fucked Menus and fucked Inventory Systems, then 180 your lineup for a Fucked title featuring an adorable fuck-billed platypus protagonist and 3825 mini-games?

Fuck, I understand that FuckFuckFuck’s CEO, Fuck Fuckingstein hopes to fuck the casual market, but what about the fuck-gamer? Why must you suddenly ape Fucking the Fuck, when your fans demand more titles like my favorite RPG Fuck Dungeon 3825, or even the much demanded sequel to Fucktits Vs. Deathfuck?

Fuck!

I hope everyone who works for you fucks. I hope your parents, your friends and your fucker hate you forever. You’re all fucks.

Pull your fucktoe out of your fuckfemur. Fuck you, you fucking fuckers. May you rot in Fuckheaven

Fucking fucker's fucking fucked, fuck.
Fucking Fanboy

P.S. I’ve enclosed Essence of Fuck. Die twice.

Originally Posted by Mr.Bookworm (Post 884945)

To the folks at FuckFuckFuck, let me first say I’ve fucked all your previous games. For years, I’ve pre-ordered every new Fuck title from The Fuck Shop, and I’ve appreciated the accompanying swag, particularly the Fucked edition Fucky McFucker key chain. Unfortunately, the recent changes you’ve made to the Fuck franchise have lost you a fuck.

I know, I know, fuck. But how can you provide us with so many brilliantly localized fucking fucker games, titles with plenty of fucked Menus and fucked Inventory Systems, then 180 your lineup for a Fucked title featuring an adorable fuck-billed platypus protagonist and 3825 mini-games?

Fuck, I understand that FuckFuckFuck’s CEO, Fuck Fuckingstein hopes to fuck the casual market, but what about the fuck-gamer? Why must you suddenly ape Fucking the Fuck, when your fans demand more titles like my favorite RPG Fuck Dungeon 3825, or even the much demanded sequel to Fucktits Vs. Deathfuck?

Fuck!

I hope everyone who works for you fucks. I hope your parents, your friends and your fucker hate you forever. You’re all fucks.

Pull your fucktoe out of your fuckfemur. Fuck you, you fucking fuckers. May you rot in Fuckheaven

Fucking fucker's fucking fucked, fuck.
Fucking Fanboy

P.S. I’ve enclosed Essence of Fuck. Die twice.

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Now, may [Deity of Choice] please strike me down.

Originally Posted by Mirai Gen (Post 884971)

A 5th grade love letter from Fifthfiend?