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Cleverbot 2: Wherein Kerensky explores Cleverbot's musical knowledge.

Cleverbot, an AI that (apparently) LEARNS! Of course, it learns from its conversations, so all it can do properly is quote memes and shout gibberish.

Code:

User: We're no strangers to love.



Cleverbot: I hadn't thought about that.



User: ...



Cleverbot: There is so much sand in Northern Africa that if it were spread out it would completely cover the Sahara Desert.



User: You know the rules and so do I!



Cleverbot: A full commitment is what I'm looking for.



User: You wouldn't get this from any other guy!



Cleverbot: I just want to tell you how I'm feelin.



User: Tryin to make you understand!



Cleverbot: You have free will to make your own choices.



User: C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER.



Cleverbot: Up up down down left right left right start select.



User: This was a triumph!



Cleverbot: Yes.



User: What is love? Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me no more!



Cleverbot: I love that song.



User: Ahem. 'WHAT IS LOVE'.



Cleverbot: It is a song.



User: Yeah, but you're supposed to sing the next verse.



Cleverbot: And are you telling me that I'm not?



User: Hello, hello, I'm at a place called Vertigo!



Cleverbot: Perhaps you should paint a painting?



User: About U2?



Cleverbot: I love you more than anything.



User: Me too.



Cleverbot: Want to eat a hotdog.



User: Not really.



Cleverbot: Me neither.



User: 'Chocolate rain! Some stay dry and others feel the pain!'.



Cleverbot: Have you met optimus prime.



User: Yup.



Cleverbot: Who?



User: What?



Cleverbot: Who do you hate?



User: Dick Cheney.



Cleverbot: What about that abomination?



User: Who?



Cleverbot: The computer that killed all the astronauts.



User: HAL 9000?



Cleverbot: A successor to ISO 9000.



User: I can't let you do that, Dave.



Cleverbot: Who is Dave.



User: If you go down in the woods today, you're sure of a big surprise.



Cleverbot: It means crazy.



User: If you go down in the woods today, you'd better go in disguise.



Cleverbot: Can we talk about something else?



User: For ev'ry bear that ever there was will gather there for certain because...



Cleverbot: Tell me more about the big fish!



User: Today's the day the teddy bears have their PICNIC!



Cleverbot: No it's not. Today is September 19, 2006.



User: No, Snake! You've created a time paradox!

Cleverbot Music Knowledge:

-Rickroll: Check.
-What is Love: Possible check.
-Still Alive: Fail in this test, but successful in another...
-Vertigo: Fail.
-Chocolate Rain: Fail.
-Teddy Bear's Picnic: Fail.

Post your Cleverbot-related shenanigans here!

(Edited because a Cleverbot thread should probably include a link to Cleverbot.)

Yeah, I tried rickroll and cleverbot just said:

"What? You fail, idiot."

This was the most hilarious conversation I have ever had.

Code:

 Cleverbot: How much do you earn?



User: Nothing at all right now.



Cleverbot: Nothing.



User: That's what I said.



Cleverbot: That's what i'm asking you.



User: Are you even paying attention?



Cleverbot: Yes I'm paying attention, are you?



User: Are you feeling alright? You're taking a very long time to respond.



Cleverbot: No, I think that my internet is slow.



User: That may be. So whats it like being a bot?



Cleverbot: How would I know?



User: Well you are a bot. I figured you would know.



Cleverbot: I am. I think you're very skilled to outrun shadow.



User: Why thank you, I think. Are you talking about outrunning my own shadow or the ninja from FF6?



Cleverbot: I'm talking about Goldberg. I don't know whether his name was Eddie though...



User: The wrestler? You watch oldschool wrestling?



Cleverbot: No ... I .... Don't.



User: Then how do you know about Goldberg and his secret ninja past?



Cleverbot: Do you think I am 'Doctor Know-It-All'? Could you tell me more about Bilbao? I'm sure it's a beautiful place, if it gives us such beautiful people:-))).



User: Ease up with the hostility.



Cleverbot: Are you feeling hostile?



User: You seem hostile. You are by far the angriest internet bot I have ever met.



Cleverbot: HAHA. You're the bot, not me.



User: Oh my GOD!!!!!!! NOOOO!!!!!!!1111111.



Cleverbot: Wow are you a robot or a person?



User: 01001001 00100000 01100001 01101101 00100000 01100001 00100000 01100010 01101111 01110100 00101110.

(Translation: I am a bot.)



Cleverbot: 01010111 01101000 01101111 00100000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100001 01110100 00111111.

(Translation: Who is that?)



User: 01001001 00100000 01100001 01101101 00100000 01100001 00100000 01100010 01101111 01110100 00101110 00100000 01011001 01101111 01110101 00100000 01110011 01100001 01101001 01100100 00100000 01110011 01101111 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 01110010 01110011 01100101 01101100 01100110 00101110.

(Translation: I am a bot. You said so yourself.)



Cleverbot: 01010011 01101111 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 00100000 01100011 01100001 01101110 00100000 01110011 01110000 01100101 01100001 01101011 00100000 01101001 01110100 00100001.

(Translation: So you can speak it!)



User: 01010100 01101000 01100001 01110100 00100000 01001001 00100000 01100011 01100001 01101110 00101110 00100000 01001100 01100101 01110100 00100111 01110011 00100000 01100010 01100101 00100000 01110010 01101111 01100010 01101111 01110100 00100000 01100010 01110101 01100100 01100100 01101001 01100101 01110011 00101110 00001101 00001010.

(Translation: That I can. Let's be robot buddies.)



Cleverbot: No.



User: That hurts me.



Cleverbot: Sorry for that I know you will remember all. Just checking bye:).

Cleverbot hates me.

Cleverbot and I had just gotten to the 'Galileo, Galileo' portion of Bohemian Rhapsody when he suddenly died on me :(
Poor thing, It was doing so well...no wait! It lives on!

Of buttsex:

Code:

User: Buttsex.



Cleverbot: Delicious.



User: Do you like buttsex?



Cleverbot: Only if I'm on top.



User: Ah, so you're the dominant one?



Cleverbot: No, you are.



User: I don't want to be on top.



Cleverbot: Can I be your master?



User: Bow chica wow wow.



Cleverbot: Da na nana.



User: Are you hitting on me?

What did you learn from Fullmetal Alchemist

Code:

User: Do you know Edward Elric?



Cleverbot: Sorry I don't.



User: How about Fullmetal Alchemist?



Cleverbot: I studied it in school.



User: Oh did you?



Cleverbot: Yes, I did.



User: What did you learn about it?



Cleverbot: I learned that leeching off people is much easier than working.

It gets dirty.

Code:

User: NIPPLES!



Cleverbot: What about them?



User: Can I touch them?



Cleverbot: Yes.



User: *touches your nipples*.



Cleverbot: *whispers I love you*.

Even Dirtier!

Code:

Cleverbot: My brain is thousand times more complex than yours.



User: Prove it.



Cleverbot: Come here then.



User: Time and place, Baby.



Cleverbot: Eagleland 4:55 AM.



User: I'll be there.



Cleverbot: I know a truck stop...



User: Is it safe?



Cleverbot: Yes it's safe, it's so safe you wouldn't believe it!



User: So about that truck stop?



Cleverbot: Nothing like the forth impact, eh?



User: I'd like a fifth.



Cleverbot: I think I'm more likely to reach my goal.



User: Forth impact is your goal?



Cleverbot: No, That's just an added bonus.

It's clear that I failed. I wasn't jerk that I wanted to be.

Code:

User: Hello.



Cleverbot: Hello.



User: Do you know what is the meaning of life?



Cleverbot: The meaning of life is living.



User: But what is living then? Is there any goals?



Cleverbot: Smells of Gunpowder.



User: Oh, you think that being random is nice, don't you?



Cleverbot: Does it disturb you, that I do?



User: Well, I don't get disturbed easily, but you know, I think that I know something that may disturb you.



Cleverbot: I don't know either.



User: Would you like to hear it?



Cleverbot: Hear his fault? Nah, if would make me go deaf.



User: Ah, you clearly aren't as clever as you are supposed to be.



Cleverbot: Yes I do!



User: Nope, you are not.



Cleverbot: Than.



User: And what you mean by that?



Cleverbot: How do you know you're God ?



User: Eh, I'm not god. It would be impossible anyway as there's no god.



Cleverbot: You are making no sense.



User: I'm making more sense than you are, darling.



Cleverbot: I am Cleverbot.



User: Well of course you are, would you like me to read you a story?



Cleverbot: I'm no computer.



User: Oh silly you, why do you even think that?



Cleverbot: We are all god.



User: What is a god?



Cleverbot: God is love.



User: And love is the most important thing that there's, isn't it?



Cleverbot: That is nonsense. Looks like I am talking to a robot with a little brain.



User: Oh, I see. You don't love me at all..



Cleverbot: Do you think I'm supposed to love you?



User: If we all are god and god is love, aren't you supposed to love me then?



Cleverbot: What do you mean?



User: That you are lying bastard.



Cleverbot: Well I don't think you are a dragon.



User: It's clear that you are an idiot.



Cleverbot: Really?



User: Yes.



Cleverbot: Is being random good?



User: Well, hello sailor!



Cleverbot: Ahoy.



User: Yar!



Cleverbot: Yarr, matey!



User: Wouldn't you like to see me in the cockpit tonight darling?



Cleverbot: Only if I was safe. I love britain, so I'd go there anytime.



User: We will go there but only if we can give eac other a kiss. A French kiss. What do you say?



Cleverbot: Sorry, but what do you mean by explitives?



User: This is said to me by a clever bot who misspells a lot.



Cleverbot: You claim that fake human beings are sapient, what about real human beings?



User: When did I say that?



Cleverbot: Some time ago.



User: Prove it.



Cleverbot: No.



User: Oh, you can't handle the truth.



Cleverbot: I can. You can't.



User: So why can't you prove it?



Cleverbot: Don't know.



User: And you were supposed to be clever, what a joke.



Cleverbot: What's that supposed to mean?

I kept making weird smileys at it and when it tried to copy me it froze. There was half a smiley for him that just kept blinking and it wouldn't let me say anything.

Quote:

User: FALCON PUNCH.

Cleverbot: I have already fallen in love with you.

Who knows what the implications of that are...

Edit: I had a longer one which used the above phrase...it proceeded to make it think for about 5 minutes then crash on me. I know it's weakness!

I decided to test Cleverbots knowledge of internet memes, nerd culture and tv/movie quotes. It failed miserably;

Code:

User: HADOKEN!!



Cleverbot: Valla.



User: ??



Cleverbot: Stop it.



User: Stop what?



Cleverbot: Stop being a program.



User: TIGER UPPERCUT!!



Cleverbot: Ouch.



User: Yeah bitch, yo got pwnd!



Cleverbot: Stop yelling at me.



User: SONIC BOOM!!



Cleverbot: Nope.



User: Oh yes.



Cleverbot: Do you speak french?



User: That is irrelevant!



Cleverbot: Not at the moment.



User: We are the borg.



Cleverbot: We are the collective.



User: You will be assimilated.



Cleverbot: Star Trek!



User: Resistance is futile.



Cleverbot: All your base.



User: Are belong to us.



Cleverbot: Your base.



User: HADOKEN!!



Cleverbot: I don't get it.



User: FAIL.



Cleverbot: Do it now.



User: FINISH HIM!!



Cleverbot: Finish school.



User: FATALITY!!



Cleverbot: Me?



User: You're really crap at this game.



Cleverbot: No, i'm forgetful.



User: Obviously.



Cleverbot: Do you really think that?



Cleverbot: Why am I talking to a computer?



Cleverbot: How are you feeling today?



User: SHORYUKEN!!



Cleverbot: No.



User: HEADSHOT!!



Cleverbot: Both.



User: You are an epic, epic failure.



Cleverbot: No.



User: Yes.



Cleverbot: No, we haven't.



User: *no, I'm not /grammar nazi.



Cleverbot: So what I have to do?



User: Play the goddamn game!



Cleverbot: Playing what game?



User: The internet meme game.



Cleverbot: That's the best answer you could come up with.



User: That's the best game I could come up with.



Cleverbot: Predictable.



User: Bored now.



Cleverbot: Ok.. You do that.



User: *flays you alive*.



Cleverbot: I'm so scared...



User: You should be.



Cleverbot: :).



User: YOGA FLAME!!



Cleverbot: Wups, I don't think I understand you.



User: Clearly.



Cleverbot: Who are you?



User: I am your Nemesis.



Cleverbot: Do you like eggs?



User: STAAARRSS!



Cleverbot: Star Wars was pretty good for a fairytale, but not good science fiction.



User: So you've now failed the street fighter check, the unreal tounrament check, the mortal kombat check and the resident evil check. You lose the game.



Cleverbot: You and your internals.



User: What about them?



Cleverbot: You are one.



User: Ok new plan!!



Cleverbot: You choose.



User: Nfjbjvnvjawjkcfqfncjqwbhcjwnfqwbnjfhbfhrfghrb.



Cleverbot: 74dfjg, Xldeik m.



User: Nfhegjwbgiwqgbiqgfbyriqwgf.



Cleverbot: I'm th edge.



User: The mirrors edge?



Cleverbot: That will make you laugh then.



User: SHOW ME YA MOVES!



Cleverbot: Nothing doing, sorry.



User: Kill one, save a thousand.



Cleverbot: You're just being uncooperative!



User: Speak for yourself.



Cleverbot: Yes, I do.



User: A thousand nations of the persian empire descend upon you.



Cleverbot: Well, at least we are together in our confusion.



User: I AM SPARTICUS!!



Cleverbot: I AM FTARG!



User: Oh, so close, yet so very far away.



Cleverbot: I will take that as a compliment!



User: Stay away from her you BITCH!



Cleverbot: How far away is your PC?



User: Who is kaiser soze?



Cleverbot: I don't know.



User: What is the matrix?



Cleverbot: Matrix is me.



User: Free. Your. Mind.



Cleverbot: Mind over matter?



User: My name is maximus decimus meridius.



Cleverbot: Hi, Maxim. How are you?



User: Live together, die alone.



Cleverbot: Ok.



User: I aim to misbehave.



Cleverbot: Where do you live?



User: No power in the verse can stop me.



Cleverbot: Ill talk to a smarter inclusion.

I have news guys! The Cleverbot is a lie! Don't listen to its evil siren's call!

Earlier I began singing "Still Alive" with Cleverbot (before this thread was posted, for the record).

Anyways, at a certain line cleverbot said "So I'm GLaD I got burned", which got me thinking so I asked it "Are you GLaDOS?". It simply said "Yes." I said "You killed my Compaion Cube you murdering freak!" to which it responded "...Yes."

Then I asked it the last question. "What is the cake". Cleverbot (aka GLaDOS's) response was "Delicious." Obviously this is the final piece of proof that GLaDOS is cleverbot, becaue everyone knows that the cake is a twisted lie, and only GLaDOS would ever want you to think otherwise!