There are people who watch MTV?

I, of course, exclude Synk from this
 

Sadly, some people also only know music and culture that has been fed to them specifically from MTV.

It's what's *inside* the pants, isn't it?

And in other news, how on earth does my daughter find so many coins on the ground? Does she think she's a bank, or is she secretly one of the Mario Brothers, bursting open invisible blocks to reveal coinage? Should I quit my job and use her to make money?

MTV plays music? Surely you're mistaken.

Funny thing about that: You can train and train and train as much as you want, but an animal will always have a mind of its own. Oh, you can get them to perform their tasks flawlessly, but that doesn't mean they stop thinking about other things. It's just that it's really easy for us to keep control over their circumstances and provide them with the things they want and need. The world's working dogs aren't about to form a union. Depending on the complexity of the AI, that may not necessarily be the case. If you create something that can handle abstracts for some reason (maybe it needs to deal with people, or problems that require lateral thinking), then maybe it can start to desire and think about abstracts in ways you didn't predict. Of course, we're a loooooooooooooooo- 3 hours later -oooooooooooong way from having to be concerned about our AIs being too advanced. Hell, if we COULD produce animal-level intelligences in our computers, it would be absolutely gorram incredible. Like science fiction incredible.

Watch the video I posted. We have one that looks a lot like Gizmo crossed with a chihuahua that performs simple, early-development, manual tasks at time of filming, like pushing buttons. They want to train it for the next few years for use in a movie or something.

Up on the list.
 

Wait, what? You don't have to watch a network, let alone its programming, to know things like a show's intro pattern or theme songs (especially when parodied various places). I frown upon your implication that I watch that network.

Frowning isn't the same as rejecting. You do! You totally watch MTV.

You will be consumed.
 

I hope I don't have to contribute to that too much... I'm a poor college student!