Also most likely Root Canal is objectively less painful these days than it used to be.

I know that over the course of my treatment orthodontists made great strides in not being goddamn torturers.

That's probably true, as well as individual threshold for pain. I got some wisdom teeth removed a few years ago, and it went fine.

Of course, I didn't get dry sockets, so...

My jaw is unusually tight, so I have trouble keeping my mouth open the whole time. That's because I'm also part crocodile.

That wasn't even a question, and was actually a statement and an answer to a hypothetical future question!

Someone stop me!

Okay, so I have a question. How do you do POS's crazy Lovecraftian Web-Devourer symbol?

Sir, I haven't the slightest idea what you're talking about.

Why are AC/DC adaptors so big? I totally don't think they need to be that big.

Copy and paste this: ҉ ̒̓̔̕̚ ̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̕̚̕̚ ̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍̎̏̚ ̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔ ̕̚̕̚ ̔̕̚̕̚҉ ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡ ͡҉҉ ̵̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̿̿̿̚ ҉ ҉҉̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟

Why do you have a Spanish theme, now?

Also, vosotros isn't in venganza! Qué ridiculo...

I have a good legit question that I really would like to know!

Nowadays at the movies that are in 3-D the new 3-D glasses are black instead of red and blue. As I am blind in my left eye, the red and blue 3-D glasses don't do crap for me, but I have heard a few people say that the new black ones work even if you close one of your eyes.

Is it true? I'd really like to experience a 3-D movie, but I don't want to spend overly much on one that won't do anything for me.

I'm pretty sure that the new 3-D movies do indeed use cool glasses that work with one eye closed/not seeing.

I can also confirm this, I went to see Coraline in 3-D about a month ago, if they still have it in 3-D, I'd recommend that.