The Warring States of NPF

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Originally Posted by Ryong (Post 910330)

I'd like to mention that trying to start a CODEC conversation is more likely to cause the other person to leave than anything else I've tried.

I'm tellin' you guys, you just have to do it right. Honestly, I think my epic Codec conversation was a once in a lifetime kind of thing. That person I was chatting with is my hero for playing along.

One time was amusing, I started off with "This is Snake" and they responded with "Oh I hate snakes" and logged off. It made me laugh.

Quote:

That person I was chatting with is my hero for playing along.

You just found your soul mate and you'll never see him again. See what Omegle has done to you know?

Code:

Stranger: how many users are online?

You: >9000

Stranger: OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!

You: Gah, I feel dirty now.

Stranger: why?

You: You never look at me.

Stranger: huh?



You: I've met someone else.

Stranger: oh god

Stranger: no

Stranger: please

Stranger: no

You: Yes, his name is Dave.

You: He listens to me

You: And..

You: I'm having his baby.

Stranger: I listen to you

Stranger: when you tell me to put it in harder I do...

Stranger: why...

You: We've been together for so long...

Stranger: oh my god...

You: Our heart's been aching but...

You: you.

You: You're too shy to say it.

Stranger: I can fix this

You: Look we both know what's been going on.

You: We know the game and we're gonna play it.

You: I have to give you up.

Stranger: oh god no

Stranger: I'm never gonna give you up

Stranger: never gonna let you down

You: I know I'm letting you down.

Stranger: never gonna run around...or desert you..

You: See it's burning me to hold on to this.

Stranger: then it's over, i guess

You: This is just something I... have to do.

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Originally Posted by CelesJessa (Post 910405)

I have been trying and when they are not cooperating i say that i got the wrong codec frequency

Quote:

You: B===D
Stranger: nice
You: *take a bow*
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I think that must beat some kind of record.

I'm at it again!

With a new strategy!

Quote:

You: This is Big Boss
You: Your mission is stealth
You: infiltrate outer heaven
Stranger: Anyway, I'm a staunch athiest.
Stranger: I don't believe in outer heaven.

Ookay, that didn't work. Back to the old way...

Code:

You: This is Snake

Stranger: is it?

You: Yes

Stranger: oh

Stranger: hm

You: Proceed with the mission

Stranger: mission has been terminated

Stranger: sorry

You: What? Why?

Stranger: you're too old

You: This old dog still has a few tricks left

Stranger: although you do still kick ass...

Stranger: but still

Stranger: we can't risk it

You: It's something I have to do

Stranger: I don't know...

You: If not me, then who?

Stranger: one of your clones could do it I suppose

You: you mean Liquid or Solidus

You: ?

Stranger: I guess

You: Liquid would sooner turn on you, and Solidus, well... he's not among the living anymore

Stranger: zombies aren't terrible for missions though

You: Solidus... has been turned into a zombie?

You: is this all the plan of the Patriots?

Stranger: maybe

Stranger: well we figured some immortal brainless being would be good to have on the team

You: Solidus was pretty useless alive, I'm not sure how much better he would be dead

Stranger: Alright alright fine

You: You need a real soldier

Stranger: you're on the mission

You: with real feelings to go out there

You: We're not robots... or zombies.

You: Alright, how should I proceed?

Stranger: you'll be fighting zombies though

Stranger: nazi zombies

You: Do the Nazi Zombies have a Metal Gear in their possession?

Stranger: which is why I figured we could have solidus infiltrate their zombie lairs

Stranger: well....no

Stranger: they're just a pain in the ass

You: Sounds like the perfect mission for an old dog like me

Stranger: exactly

Stranger: so when can you start?

You: Will my tranq rounds still work on them like the regular soldiers?

Stranger: Unfortunately not

You: Damn

Not as good as the last one, but I love people that play along.

I decided to see how long I could hold a conversation by only saying brains and using punctuation marks. The result was longer then expected.

Code:

You: Brains?

Stranger: I love brains.

You: Brains!

Stranger: Got any on you?

You: Brains brains

Stranger: Braaains

You: Braains braains brains brains braaaaaaains!

Stranger: You know what a zombie's favorite cereal is?

Stranger: Raisin Brains!

You: Braaains!

Stranger: Brains

You: Brains

Stranger: Yes

Stranger: Do you enjoy eating brains?

You: Braains!

Stranger: Understood

You: ...brains

Stranger: Yes

Stranger: What are your thoughts on brains?

You: Brains, brains brains b-brains brains brains.

Stranger: I see

Stranger: Do you also enjoy sucking dick?

You: Brains

Stranger: Right

Stranger: What kind of brains do you like to eat?

You: Brains, brains, brains

Stranger: So no specific kind huh

You: Brains

Stranger: As for me

You: Brains?

Stranger: Well yeah

Stranger: Brains

Stranger: But

Stranger: I like to eat

Stranger: Jewish brains

Stranger: Kosher brains

Stranger: They don't have as much filler

You: Brains, brains, brains!!

Stranger: You get my drift?

You: Brains.

Stranger: Right

Stranger: Now where do you come from?

You: Brains

Stranger: You come from Brains.

Stranger: Is that somewhere in Wisconsin?

Stranger: I've heard of it before.

You: Brains!

Stranger: Oooh yeah.

Stranger: Beautiful place.

Stranger: Love the scenery

Stranger: Oh it is TO DIE FOR

You: Brains, brains... brains brains. Brains!

Stranger: Now let me ask you this

Stranger: Do you enjoy brains?

You: Brains!!

Stranger: You seem very enthusiastic

Stranger: I could use a bright mind like you

You: Brains! Brains!!

You: Brains?

Stranger: Yeah. You would make a great news reporter

You: Brains.

Stranger: You have a bright future ahead of you

You: Brains, brains brains.

Stranger: Do you like to have sex?

You: Brains

Stranger: I see

Stranger: Now in conslusion, let me say this

You: Brains?

Stranger: *various expletives I've decided to edit out*brainslolgoodbye

I'm amazed at how many people on there are from Brazil. I'm on my third one.

Stranger: what do you know about brazil?
You: less than I should, I've never been there. though most of the town I work in is latin, so I've heard some things
You: I know it's a bigass country in northeast south america....that's about it
Stranger: yes
Stranger: one day i will visit new jersey
Stranger: and you shold came here!
Stranger: its a beautyful country

Boy is she in for a culture shock.

I think the majority of people on the site seem to be from Finland and Brazil.

yeah... it's a culture thing of ours... we find a new niche site, dominate it for no specific reason... and force our way trough until we're the dominating beings. We did it with Fotolog.com and Orkut.com. We're probably going to do it with Omegle...

... and i'm appalled by that fact