Twinkin' Out and Ask EPS?
 

I wasn't sure where to post this question so I figured here was the safest.

Is there still a section within the site for the fun-to-read commentaries? (Twinkin' Out and Ask EPS)
Or have they been discontinued with archives removed?

Ask EPS went down millenia ago, but Twinkin out died out more recently, twitched a few times in a sad attempt to return to life, and then breathed its probably really final breaths.

I don't know if trying to revive those would be a good idea anyway. They've already been done, to the point that there are now several forum memes derived from Twinkin out. Maybe it would be better if Brian and his circle of evil pulled in something new. I dunno, maybe a Consult WARBOT column or something.

Consult Warbot could be pretty awesome if every reply was a single panel and if 99% of those were just Warbot standing there.

The other one percent are him smashing the keyboard trying to type a response.

And then looking very, very sad.

The poor robot. He tries his best, he really does, but he's a machine built for war in a world with no place for him. :(

This makes me wonder if Warbot has a life outside the office, and what if must be like. Is he a married man, or is he home all alone? Does he cry himself to sleep mode.

Well, even if they are through with them, I do still enjoy rereading some of the old columns, just for kicks. But based on these responses, I'm guessing that the archive isn't really accessable anymore either.

I'm really wondering about this now. I'm betting he has some really hollow attempts at a normal life. Smashed TV, smashed fish tank, many different ties, furniture he sits in the remnants of, some half-hearted attempted at hobbies.

They pulled the archives? That's sad.

Forum memes from Twiknin' Out? I've never seen any.

What happened to the Real Life Adventures of Brian and Sosa?

Febreeze can fix that.