Seriously what the fuck is up with this chocolate Easter bunny?
 

http://pics.livejournal.com/miraigen/pic/000ehf05

Jesus Christ I walk by this thing at work and it stares at me.

The eyes taste like stale hatred.

Edit: And it will totally be my roommates desktop.

Not just that but seriously look at that eye.

Look at it.

The eye isn't even in the socket, and the eyelid looks like it was ripped apart by crude hooks or someshit.

Then there's the melted drizzle of chocolate that looks like he's crying blood or something and just god damn, that is the least appetizing chocolate bunny ever.

Mmm, tastes like China.

That thing is... It's like the very meaning of corruption and decay.

Holy Hell.........

the "Cold Bunny - Dark Noir" on the right inserts a entire new layer of WTF to this image.

Best before: 28 days, 6 hours, 42 minutes and 12 seconds.

What disturbs me is I can't figure out what's going on with its torso. I think that's a basket full of eggs on the back, but everything else...are they wings? Was he in an industrial accident? What?!

That's the kind of Easter bunny you quietly set on the nightstand next to someone's bed while they're sleeping, and then do the same with another one every time they think they've gotten rid of it.

it won't matter once you bite it's head off.