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Shadow of the Colossus to become a feature film
Now this is a video game adaptation that I can get behind.
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New list!
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GOD DAMMIT!!!
Chun Li, Voltron, He-man and now Shadow? Who the hell is this guy? Uwe Bowl's hellspawn? WTF?! I was happy to see this at first, but now.. geez! The produce will be Kevin Misher, you may know him from such movies as The Scorpion King and The Rundown... Let's just hope that this won't hurt Shadow's Sequel at least... |
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Edit: And slow motion! Lots of gratuitous slow motion sword fights! |
Better yet... do the math.
If they keep the 13 Colossus and give each 5 minutes of Screen time... thats 65 Minutes, or a little over 1 hour. So, we would have about 40 minutes left for intro, Characterization, plot, development, and the happy ending... because you KNOW they are going to change the god damn ending. |
I have to say I'm torn between thinking that a SotC movie is inherently impossible and that these people are mainly at fault for being dumb enough to make one anyway or thinking that there actually is a totally bitchin' screenplay lurking in that four hours of oppressively austere gameplay but Legend of Chun Kreuk stands all the chance of a bacon morsel stuck in Scott Kurtz's teeth of finding it.
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As Fifth mentioned, of all the games that could possibly movies, this is the one I give the best chance. It would have to be done with someone who was fuckin' artistic though, which is already getting shot in the foot.
I could write up a big ol' essay but I'll just say it needs to be handled by someone who's willing to let ambiguous shit stay ambiguous shit, let alone someone who makes decent movies to begin with. This might go on the podcast, maybe, if I feel hateful enough. EDIT: Justin Marks is the new Uwe Boll, except without the shitty personality to match. Also I would seriously be a bile-filled spit-flinging rage filled ball of hate but seriously I think I've given up on video game movie adaptations being anything other than all that is ass. SFII:TAM is the obvious exception for being fuckin' badass. |
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