It should be a children's cartoon...
 

What things should be made into children's shows?

Dr. McNinja: Get them started young with weekly episodes of the good doctor's adventures.

Elite Beat Agents: Make a wacky comedy adventure show staring the Elite Beat Agents, and have them do a song number whenever things look their most dire.

McNinja's a bit too bloody for children's cartoon, but if Hastings worked on a McNinja cartoon, I'd probably be all over it.

In before the Saturday morning Watchmen.

8 Bit Theater could be.

You'd just need to make the characters less violent and actually like eachother. Their character traits are varied and their chemistry works well together if they weren't trying to kill/backstab/use eachother (Ironically!), couple that with a plot that didn't move laterally so much and you've got quite a good premise for a show.

Beyond Good and Evil, maybe that would be pushing into the pre-teen era though. I still think Jade is one of the strongest and most well liked Female protagonist in a game without having to resort to being sexualised in any way which would be ideal for kids.

Saturday Morning Silent Hill: Where James and Pyramid Head tell ghost stories in an abandoned log cabin and James' wife makes them cookies and punch.

hey they got away with Invader Zim




kinda

Well, McNinja's less "creepy organtheft/piggy meats of DOOM!" and more "guy gets his face chopped off"

yes but you can easily reverse that with, "10 year old getting his eyes ripped out" compared to "a ninja yelling out BUTT PUNCH"

All I know is Zim had something I have yet to see in McNinja, some grade A nightmare fuel.

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