Brian's the best asshole there is. In a totally non-homosexual manner of speaking.

Se titles of episodes 1000 and 1001.

Then why is it usually Fifth on the recieving end?

When we say Fifth is an ass, we mean it differently. When we call Brian an ass, we mean he is an antisocial monster that is trying to slowly convert us to his ways via traumatize depressing humor. Fifthfiend is just a crazy ass.

The one who does the job isn't gay.
The one who receives is.
Or that way it goes if I remember correctly.

Damn, that happy Fifthfiend. The most happiest man there is.

Someone should tell that guy that name-calling is looked down upon here.

I mean, really? "I can't believe someone was asshole enough to make 1000 sprite comics"? There is just no call for that.

I don't think words can describe how great this is, so I'm just going to sig it, how 'bout that?

Calling Brian an asshole is like calling a pug an assface, in that a) you are stating common knowledge, and b) the recipient of your derogatory remark does not, in fact, give a flying fuck.

That said, Brian, you're an asshole.

Yet in some backward, impossible to explain way, I'm certain it would spell doom for the Internets if it were any other way. Nice Brian is a scary thought. Because he might, y'know, ban people for saying stuff like that.

Fixed. And don't worry, I wasn't planning to.

Who said anything about opinion? I've said nothing but cold hard unalienable facts.

Denying the truth only makes you sad.