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Bells 06-07-2009 09:10 PM

Death Star Rising: The California Super Laser
 
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A US weapons lab on Friday pulled back the curtain on a super laser with the power to burn as hot as a star.

The National Ignition Facility's main purpose is to serve as a tool for gauging the reliability and safety of the US nuclear weapons arsenal but scientists say it could deliver breakthroughs in safe fusion power.

"We have invented the world's largest laser system," actor-turned-governor Arnold Schwarzenegger said during a dedication ceremony attended by thousands including state and national officials.

"We can create the stars right here on earth. And I can see already my friends in Hollywood being very upset that their stuff that they show on the big screen is obsolete. We have the real stuff right here."

NIF is touted as the world's highest-energy laser system. It is located inside the Lawrence Livermore National Laboratory about an hour's drive from San Francisco.
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The "action" aims to trigger a tiny thermonuclear explosion inside the huge target chamber, a blast sparked by the lasers, which bounce off a series of lenses and mirrors, intensifying and multiplying with each pass.

"Pretty soon you have a lot of 'em," says Moses, "and we have enough energy to drive our targets, to a point where they get to over 100 million degrees and it's a pretty warm day."

Eventually turning ultraviolet, the beams push a million miles an hour toward the tiny hydrogen-fuel pellet in the center.

The resulting burst of energy should be so powerful, it could light up the entire country — but for only a split second.

As seen in Fox News
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,522857,00.html

and Yahoo News
http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20090530...20090530082418


WTF?! Arnold Schwarzenegger has a freaking Death Star super laser?!

http://www.abril.com.br/imagem/Arnol...enegger436.jpg

This guy is the closest person to one of these?!

http://www.cynical-c.com/archives/bl...starfiring.gif

What?! Hadron Colliders aren't enough!?!?

P-Sleazy 06-07-2009 09:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Bells (Post 937332)
What?! Hardon Colliders aren't enough!?!?

Fixed.

And yes. This is probably the most appropriate political person to have it simply because of his build.

Flarecobra 06-07-2009 10:06 PM

Damnit...you found me out. :P

But yeah...it'll be interesting to see how this works out...

Azisien 06-07-2009 10:09 PM

I'm pro-laser. Not only does it satisfy the science fiction within, they're more accurate than conventional missiles. And much faster!

russianreversal 06-07-2009 10:24 PM

I'm pro-not-being-turned-into-a-smoking-crater, but I can see your point about a death lazer being somewhat fucking awesome. And also invisible! Don't forget that!

phil_ 06-07-2009 10:40 PM

I'll be impressed when someone finds me a youtube video of this thing shooting cans in the Lawrence Livermore National Laboratory back lot.

Azisien 06-07-2009 10:58 PM

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Originally Posted by phil_ (Post 937371)
I'll be impressed when someone finds me a youtube video of this thing shooting cans in the Lawrence Livermore National Laboratory back lot.

Can we ignore semantics and count atomizing the cans as shooting them?

Doc ock rokc 06-07-2009 11:12 PM

They where talking about this on Future weapons one time. They showed the laser system shooting down a missile...and shooting through a bit of metal. needless to say this is some serious shit

Rejected Again 06-08-2009 12:05 AM

So let me get this straight, North Korea is going "We have nukes now muahahaha" and America's reply is a fucking doom-laser? America wins.

Doc ock rokc 06-08-2009 12:09 AM

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Originally Posted by Rejected Again (Post 937436)
So let me get this straight, North Korea is going "We have nukes now muahahaha" and America's reply is a fucking doom-laser? America wins.

No its America America=good guys So technically its not a Doom laser just a laser of righteousness...till sky net kicks up


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