Darn these kids today and their garbage music
 

I'm officially old now.

To be fair, that song is amazing just for that complete 360 at the 2:45 mark.

Honourable mention: the freak outs.

Yeah, but Brokencyde was always funny to me. Attack Attack! is just terrible.

Brokencyde? that did make the The 6 Worst Professional Music Videos on the Web

ETRGYAGHA?<

Oh! I see. It's a joke.

It is.

It is a joke.

There are teenagers everywhere crying that this is getting made fun of.
 

ahaha
ahaha

Oh man

What the Hell? Let's mix computerized pop vocals with screaming death-metal wannabe action! That's hilarious.

As much as I love piano/keyboards, it's just impossible for death metal to look cool while playing them. That video is no exception.

You forgot to mention the excessive headbanging...and it seems I'm old too

Why does everyone hate on Brokencyde? I mean, they, they are ridiculous and suck pretty hardcore but all they did was expand on nu-metal. It's just more rap based.

I mean, Schizophrenia isn't even that bad of a song. It's pretty catchy.

Tell that to Born of Osiris and Between the Buried and Me. :D

Edit: Clarification: Nothing in this thread has been death metal. Except maybe the second link. I haven't checked it. And Born of Osiris.

Double Edit: The BoO keyboardist did cool stuff when I saw him live. I can't find any proof though. =(

Note that I had my nu-metal phase and in part stll like some of it.
 

So taking something arguably terrible already and making it worse is not grounds to make fun of them?

This isn't a "Getting old" thing this is a "that was a badly put-together song" thing. Half the shitty bands I listen to these days do the same kind of shit but they at least make the effort to put together the bits of song into some kind of discernable order hooooooooooooly shit I just as I am typing this got to the part where they go nuts-out Kylie Minogue on this thing yeah honestly this is just retarded.

I have a standard measure for "holy crap I'm an angry old man now": If I would have hated it when I was 13 years old then I'm not an old man if I hate it now. (Exception: If in the process of hating it I find myself thinking 'what the fuck is wrong with kids today' completely forgetting that there was equally awful shit when I was a kid, then it is also a holy-crap-I'm-old moment.)