Burger King. Pick pretty much any of their ads from at least the time they introduced "the King", if not before then. Every one I've seen handily defines the phrase "aggressively stupid".

But "If you hate fillin' out these timesheets" always is good for a laugh.
 

Yeah, the whole "Hi, I'm Better then All of You! And I'm a P-*bumbles over own crippling retardation*" thing is a little old now.

I mean, I don't know about everyone else, but I don't really respond rather well to ads that infer I have a distinct lack of intelligence and am inherently inferior because I don't suck on the teet of steve jobs own a Mac. I already suck on the teet of bill gates own a perfectly good PC.

I've always found it hilarious how they try to portray the Mac as young and hip and cool, and all the teenagers gotta have one, and as a teenager my response to those ads was always, "Oh yeah? Can it play any games not made by Blizzard?" It was like they were targeting the market least likely to enjoy it.

You wouldn't have anything to do with this, would you?

:O_o:

I honestly did not expect that today.

Yeah, this whole "everyone is dead LOLZ" thing is wearing thin.

I agree that the PC vs Mac are the worst. I do find it funny they make the PC guy always dress to look successful since those adds were created in like the 80's. Its always PC guy in business suit, mac guy the hip and cool trend follower. Plus i disagree with their statement. I work in IT and ar our company we have 15 Macs and 140 PC's. Even ancient PC's that are 15 years old. We have had 3 new macs purchased in the last year fail from hardware failure or a system crash and were not recoverable and have had 0 PC have fail due to either. The only problems I ran into with the PC's were virus and those are recoverable. So I find Macs fail more often then PC's in my world.

Why is everyone dieing in the year 2009?

Y'know I heard about this today, I was astounded. I mean what are the odds goddamn. In any case, I'll take full credit for it. That's right I insulted Billy Mays to death... from the other side of the country.

I hate the new Cheetos commercials.

First there was the wave of the "if you eat cheetos you unleash your evil side" thing.

Then there was the "giant cheetos" commercials, which not only make no sense, but also have the cheetos cheetah say some obscure line which...also makes no sense.

Does anyone know what those new commercials are trying to sell?