What superpowers do you think you have?
 

Ok ok ok. We all know that we have had the thread asking what superpowers we would like. but this one is diffrent. This is a thread where you take something that you do or notice and say its a super power.

Ok let me supply a example because i can feel all the confused faces through my screen and i haven't even posted this yet.

Example: I notice that sometimes people don't notice me intill i speak or make a gesture. So i guess i would have invisibility powers.
also i can hear someones Ipod on low across the room so i have super hearing.

I can memorize peoples personalities and put them into situations in my mind as a kind of prediction. and i wouldn't know how to categorize that!

also i can dodge nearly anything subconsciously unless i cant hear or see what i am dodging (seriously i dodged a shoe thrown at the back of my head and i didn't even know it was there! so super reflexes?

so what are your "super" powers?

Does anyone else get that feeling when you're standing around sometimes where you can "feel" people and things around you? Like you're walking through the woods and you don't want to look to your left because you can sense a bug there waiting to fly into your eye. I don't know, maybe I'm just weird.

But yeah, I also have "super hearing" moments.

Jedi Mind Trick: If the target's mind is just in the right state i can totally make you belive that YOUR idea is actually my own.

Time Kompression: I can totally tell time without a watch with a 15min error margin

Weather Kompression: I can predict rain within a 24 hours range in a 30mile range

Hormone Kompression: I can move your penis with my mind! (happened twice! I shit you not)

Sense Heading: I can almost instincily tell which direction I am facing N,NE,E,SE,S,SW,W,NW.

Spider-Sense: I can totally sense when somethings getting thrown at me, just suck at dodge em!

I have social invisibility much like dock ock. Mine however applies to any activities I'm engaged in, including forum posting.

Unless I've gone out of my way to look like a tard, I probably won't be noticed. If only I was smooth-talking, I'd make a great spy.

sometimes yes but i atrubute that to my prediction thing

I also get this except i don't go by that. I can navigate anywhere with landmarks alone. aka i never get lost

too bad Azisien hasn't posted yet...I would really hope we could relate on the invisibility thing

Eerily graceful and dextrous. Like spin 180-270 degrees on one toe while juggling book(s), flip the appropriate one in the air, catch it exactly how I want it, and shelve it, all in the course of like two seconds, done entirely absentmindedly. (I work in a bookstore.)

I've also got some rocking logic/rationale going for me, think like Dune's Mentats. I can, during the course of a conversation with someone I've known for at least a month-ish, predict within about 80-90% accuracy what they'll say and how they'll react to any given stimulus.

Not sure where either of those would fit in superhero land though...drats.

Super-stealth. I can sneak up on prey animals.

beep beep it's going off
 

Wouldn't that make your bullshit detector bullshit? And wouldn't THAT make the entire statement a paradox?