Putting one over on the gub'mint!
 

Anybody want to commit green card fraud? I need to visit Washington for about 9 months but my automatic visa only lasts for about 3.
So I reckon I'll marry somebody in the US then we'll divorce at the end and you can claim awesome widows benefits from the government. It'll totally work.

I live there! I can totally help put one over on the gub'mint!

On a more serious note, where in Washington (I assume you mean Washington State, right?) are you going to end up?

Richland. I'm looking to do some research at PNNL if you know of it.

Well, holy shit. That's like right next door to my hometown. (I'm in Kennewick, sort of.)

PNNL gets in the local news every once in a while. They're also, if I remember it right, related to/a part of local history with the Hanford site and stuff like that, and as part of the Manhattan Project, Hanford's part of every kid's local history lessons.

Oh my! Prepare for trouble! Though got to work out how to trick the US government to letting me in before I can even come.

Satan's Onion is in the same state as me? Who'da thunk it.

I was going to remark on the pronoun choice here, something along the lines of "I thought this was an equal opportunity scam," but then I remembered, oh, fraudulent marriage, don't think that'll work with a dude.

So, instead I shall ask who smells the plot to next summer's hit romantic comedy? "Quarks and Swans," the tale of a man trying to perform research and instead finding twoo wuv. And I don't care if you don't work with subatomic particles, BHS, and neither does the American movie-going public.

It's looking like "Quarks and Onions" or "So I Married a Mod" from here. I tried being married once--I'm not adverse to doing it again, but I think I'm too much of a goody two-shoes to make a convincing sham wife. :p

They were from two different worlds, with two different goals. One was trying to find the secrets of the universe, one was just trying to get by. One was a pretentious, analytical foreigner, the other a hometown, passionate forumite. But this summer, their goals will collide and so will thier hearts.
But will science wait for love? Will the government wait for love? Two hearts must battle for one mind.
See "What density is love?" in a theatre near you.

They fight crime.