It's not my fault...
 

-that your insurance refused to cover your prescription
-that the state government decreased insurance compensation to our pharmacy and increased your copays
-that Wal-Mart can give you prescriptions for fucking free and we just can't afford to do that anymore
-that your doctor waited until 6:30pm to call in your medication and we stop delivering at 6.
-that someone in the purchasing department confused your order for a fifteen pound oxygen tank with an order for three one hundred-fifty pound oxygen tanks
-that you don't know how to read the damn gauge and it turns out all your tanks are still full. I mean you're only a dentist putting people under general anesthesia.
-that you wanted Tylenol Multi-Symptom and Tylenol Allergy was put in your bag
-that you got someone else's Viagra
-that I have to go back to your house a second time because you didn't hear the doorbell or relentless knocks at your door
-that you mistakenly dropped your OxyContin in a dumpster and blamed me for stealing it
-that you think your delivery is so important that I should skip a morning emergency oxygen delivery to get you your shower stool
-that after I get there you decide you don't like the stool and want to return it

[/had a really bad day yesterday]

I guess post things you've been wrongly accused of. Because that seems to be the theme of the week.

[Edit] Oh, my coworker has also been accused of stealing someone's insulin to get high...I'm assuming because he's hispanic and that's what those crazy hispanic types do in their spare time. Get high! Off insulin! Is that even possible?

You dear sir need a twitter.

To answer your question, no you cannot get high off of insulin. Just put your blood sugar through the floor, which would make you incredibly hungry and irritable, and may even kill you if it's low enough, much like starvation, because that's what it is.



That said, there's a LOT of stuff that's not my fault, but I get blamed for it anyway. Like, it's not technically my fault my room's a wreck, because I had to throw all of everyone's junk in here once for an emergency cleaning, including two antique lamps and a TV we aren't using. I did it in the line of duty to my mom. On the other hand, she never said I had to do that, only that the public areas of the house had to be clean within a matter of an hour, so it's not her fault or my brother's that I did, but I really don't see a better solution and it's not my junk.

-that you didn't return your movies on time and now suffer late fees.
-that you dropped your movies/games off hours after the deadline for dropping your movies/games off and now you have late fees
-that you rented the wrong movie because you didn't LOOK at the movie you were renting before you rented it.
-that you didn't read the signs everywhere or didn't ask anyone or didn't see on your receipt that we don't do cash refunds.
-that you can't rent on this person you're related to's account because they didn't add you
-that you can't rent 17+ movies/games because you're not 17+
-that the movie sucked and you want your money back
-that the game sucked and you want your money back

-that your girlfriend likes me more.

You likely aren't really being blamed for that stuff, you're just the face of their problems in their mind and they are lashing out at you.

That's not really better though. You get this in any service field. You need to get some laughs from www.notalwaysright.com

-that the sale ended Tuesday. They always end Tuesday. You've been coming to my store for twenty years. This is not news to you.
-that Coke vendors suck all that is ass. No, we don't have that soda, yes, I will kick them in the ass. Sadly, no, it won't do anything.

It's no my fault Krylo is a big fat liar.

It's also not my fault that
-you can't go see a movie before your free ticket expires
-that there aren't any more tickets left for Iron Maiden even though you waited 30 minutes on the phone
-that the economy is not at it's best

I blame myself for all sorts of things, but no one else does. I guess I'm lucky. Or lonely.

Oh, I've good one!
It's not my fault that I don't have a bad day. It's the lack of annoying people that I don't have a bad day.
Also, not my fault, I hope, that I don't have job. :/