The Warring States of NPF

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- Dead threads (http://www.nuklearforums.com/forumdisplay.php?f=91)

- - Paranoia (http://www.nuklearforums.com/showthread.php?t=3534)

OR this
commie "Is that a load shotgun in your hand?"
IHMN "No"
c "Ok" commie puts down his gun then
BANG
Me"Did you just kill him"
IHMN"No"
Me "OK"
BANG

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Originally Posted by Dante

Can I just go straight combat wombat and kill evryone apart from me without convincing on the presumed notion that they are ALL Commie Mutant Traitors?

In doing so, you can't prove that you are not a CMT. Then you die, just like the Commie Mutant Traitor you are. (I can already tell that this is going to be fun.)

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Originally Posted by Dante

Can I just go straight combat wombat and kill evryone apart from me without convincing on the presumed notion that they are ALL Commie Mutant Traitors?

No, because Friend Computer is always watching from hidden cameras or secret microphones... And even if none are around, if you just blaze away and kill them all with no good reason, Friend Computer will find out, and YOU are the next Commie Mutant Traitor up for destruction in that case. You have to make it look convincing, and you have to both A. Be able to convince Friend Computer that what happened is the truth, and B. If you try to take us all at once, we'll waste you before you can take more then one of us down. That is why secrecy and assasination are so important, to both make the others unaware of your deception, and to be able to convince Friend Computer that what you did was in fact NOT cold-blooded murder, but the destruction of Traitors...

And yes, I've been reading up on some of the stuff that can happen. This will be a LOT of fun...

I have a feeling that everyone's going to be sent into a paranoid killing spree every two seconds, just to cover their own asses. That character will later be blown apart in eight or nine different ways by multiple characters after their clones have been sent out.

.....You're right, this is gonna be fuckin' sweet.

Well, if the game's called Paranoia, I would blow EVERYTHING up (THE CMTs planted spy cams! Treason! They Dominated my clones! Treason! Everyone's a CMT! ADMINISTER FRIEND COMPUTER'S TENDER MERCY UPON THEIR UNOWRTHY SKULLS!)

Or something liek that. Poisons, nerve gas, giant mutant sea bass...

when DR said prizes do you thick you can get compey to beleive you get better stats

I found a great site with actual in game scenarios that had happened, and I found myself laughing my head off at them. Let me try and find it again...

REPOST/EDIT: Here's a good one...

Quote:

One of the players, somewhat the junior member and unfamiliar with weapons of mass destruction, inquired to the GM what napalm ammo was.
Quick as a flash the GM said; "Its a type of jelly."

Oh, thought the player. And then he decided it would be amusing to coat one of the other players in jelly, kind of like a custard pie in the face but fired from a slugthrower.

Then, much to his suprise, the jelly burst into flames (as napalm usually does) toasting the other clone.

Naturally, he was terminated for murder. Well, unprovoked murder :)

Just wait until one of us convinces another one of us that Friend Computer is in fact a Commie Mutant Traitor.

I will fast talk the Friend Computer with a logical paradox, thereby making it explode.

I already have a plan to get someone killed.... MWAHAHA! Works on the same principle as a "Kick me" sign taped to someone's back...