The real reason Palin resigned
 

http://www.adn.com/2835/story/864687.html

I'm going to say nanobots.

You watch way too many Scifi original movies.

I found a pretty gross glob of goop in a bottle of Gatorade once.









You go ahead and prove to me it's not the same.

Looks like some form of algae to me. Looks similar to stuff I've seen off a beach before.

Don't bring logic into this. It's obviously russia's new biological weapon

Dude, its the Blob.

Its even eating geese and shit!

Algae can digest Sea birds??

No really, because your suggestion is way less terrifying than anything else right now

Sure. The bloom is sticky and thick, difficult to escape from compared to water. Bird gets caught in the bloom, drowns, dies. A dead bird decays like anything else, not necessarily being digested by the algae but by regular bacteria.

Or DOES it?

That article reads like a primer to a horror story, I feel like it could be condensed and put on the back of a Stephen King book.

*Shudders*