incoherent screaming of a bloodcurdling nature
 

writhing in agony as he holds the bloody remnants of hi finger, Zoam stops to stare into the cold eyes of his would be assassin. As he lines up the final blow, Zoam turns into a poorly done manequin stuffed with hay in a flash of ninja-smoke (its better than normal smoke by 37 percent!) Suddenly, from the skies above Jarlax there comes a horrible cry of bloodiest vengeance. He looks up only too late, as he is on the receiving end of the classic "stupid camper sniper guy gets wacked with a shotgun from behind" maneuver.

"ow!" cries Jarlax. He immediatly reverses his hold on his rifle, and swings it like a club. Zoam and Jarlax are now in a using-guns-as-swords duel.

I always keep an extra character sheet!
 

As the two duelists face off and trade a few unfocused blows, they begin to take the measure of eachother. They circle around a central point, never letting there eyes leave their opponent's. As the tension reaches its apex, Zoam flings a scrap of paper from his pocket towards the startled Jarlax. As the paper momentarily obscures Jarlax's vision, a change occurs inside Zoam. by the time Jarlax can see him again he is no longer Nabeshin, but Kenshin! his shotgun replaced by the reverse edged blade. A quick flash in the darkness leaves Jarlax on the ground incapacitated. Kenshin-Zoam then strts running towards the Calvin Ball, determination blazing in his heart.

Enrages, TD comes back to and he leaps into the ring, his mechanical arms ready to draw blood. He whips around and throws fireballs left, right and center. The ring is on fire. He then procceeds towards his penguin army and starts ripping them apart hoping to get HoP in the massacre. He then dissapears in apuff of smoke, waiting to return.

TD stands confused in the center of the ring, as the smoke clears he wonders why he is still there. From the skirt of the ring he hears the words "you should have used ninja-smoke." Zoam leaps into the ring and draws his blade slowly from his scabbard. He points the blade at the face of TD in a gesture of challenge. Enraged, TD assaults Zoam with a flurry of mechanical blows, however his arachnid like prowess is no match for the expert sword play of Zoam. Eight lightning quick flashes in the dark, accompanied by the sound of metal hitting metal and the mechanical menace is no more. Now without his mecha arms and penguin army, TD clances about nervously in hope of finding a weapon. He spies a folding chair to his left, and springs towards it. he is cut down in mid air by the uncanny sword of Zoam.

You take this game WAY too seriously.

Jadarendir, not knowing what's going on, runs around in circles yelling "Agagagagagagagag! Aye!"

He also hears SAAM yell "Vla!"

SAAM, also not knowing what the hell just happened, runs into a revolving door. he emerges as THE HURRICANE!!!

The Hurricane then flies with his Hurri-powers over to Zoam. he proceeds to smash him with a Shining Wizard, before going to the top of the turnbuckle and nailing TD with a crossbody. as the enraged TD stands up, The Hurricane sneaks behind him, wraps his arm around TD's head, and proceeds to give him the Eye of the Hurricane.

Ooc: Don't double post guys. this is a forum, not MSN.

Knowing that TD is also a scottie, Jadarendir assists him by giving the Hurricane an atomic wedgie, inadvertently snapping his briefs off.

The Hurricane then tiptoes up to Jadarendir and prepares to give him a Flying Head Scissors take down, but instead falls in mid-flight due to his high-ridin' undies. he then pulls his pants out of his ass and proceeds to nail Jadarendir repeatedly with The Hurricane Blow, then strikes the Hurri-pose.



(get your minds out of the Gutter! it's a flying Clothsline.)

Then Jadarendir picks up the Hurricane and throws him out of the ring, then grabs a chair and smashes him over the head with it.

(This one's for the Foamy fans! http://www.illwillpress.com/ )

Then he pulls out Cupid's bow and arrow and shoots the Hurricane seven or eight times. WITH THE SAME ARROW.