Thus, the Slightly Above Average Wang is once again revealed!

Bob, leaving CheshireRef in his twitching/writhing state, goes after SAAM and slaps him with a public nudity fine. Then slaps him with a salmon.

Jada rapes the salmon. Somehow.

The Hurricane, thus fish-slapped, pulls out his GIANT FUR-BEARING TROUT, and smashes Bob into next Sunday with a loud *Shwallop!*

as the Hurricane blows...
 

Zoam recovers from his bout of unconsciousness and looks about the ring. All the unreset corpses and mangled body parts that lie strewn about present quite an unnerving scene. He remebers his life as the hitokiri batousai and weeps uncontrollably into his hands at the lives he has taken in anger.

Bob lands in the rafters and starts dropping beams and lights on the contenders. Then the salmon gives birth to Slightly Above Average Salmon! (Oh yeah, Jada did the salmon. Oh well, it sounds cool.)

Next Sunday...

Jadarendir is resting in a lawn chair in the ring, which is empty. Suddenly Bob falls down on top of him, thus interrupting his rest.

"Hey! Watch where you're getting shwalloped!"

The Hurricane pats Zoam on the back

"It's all right now. You are no longer a Vile Villain, now join. The Hurricane as he fights evil everywhere!"

The Hurricane then pulls the arrow out of his ass, and proceeds to hurri-chokeslam Jadarendir.

the then shoves the Giant Fur Bearing Trout into Bobs ass, causing him to get Clerpies.

bestiality is too much
 

Zoam, disgusted with the horror of dismembered bodies and abused salmon, walks away from the battle with his head hung low. "Never again will I try to usurp fate, it seems I will forever be an average joe with a nine to five. Oh children of tomorrow! waste not thy lives on the fools dream that is Calvin Ball!"

"UUUUURRRRRGGGGHHHHH!" Bob squirms as the fish travels up his digestive system. (Reminds me of Lemmewinks :) ) The fish lays it's eggs in Bob's large intestine, then blasts out of his mouth.

Bob returns from next sunday and gets a table from under the ring and sets it up on the mat. "Waaaaaaaaazzzzzzzzaaaaaaaaaappppppppp!"

"That dream... will be mine."

Jadarendir charges SAAM, throwing a cheeto at him and causing him blindness from the dust. He then throws amnesia dust (definitely NOT talcum powder) in his face, causing him to forget his wrestling moves.