The Hurricane then uses a backup disk to regain his wrestling abilities, and proceeds with bob to give Jadarendir the "WAZAAP!"

(Bob holds Jada's legs open, SAAM headbutts him in the nuts from the Turnbuckle.)

Bob catches Jada from behind while on the run and does a massive bodyslam through the table. He then starts wailing on his guitar.

Bob is then joined by the Honky Tonk Man, who then starts playing some country. The hurricane then vertabreaks him for playing the bane of all music.

Bob then finishes off his spree of wailing by smashing the guitar over CheshireRef's still twitching body (he's going to hate us for this when he gets back). Then, while he's not looking, the SAAS returns and shoots up Bob's rear orafice and lays it's eggs in the Giant Fur-Bearing Trout's eggs. It then runs away and gets processed and canned by Bumblebee.

The eggs hatch, giving birth to slightly-above-average-fur-bearing-salmon-trouts, which then start to suffocate threateningly at everyone in the ring, then burrow into Chesshire Ref's ass for it's precious moisture.

Jadarendir, his patience at an end, obliterates every cell in SAAM's body. He then jabs whoever has the Calvinball in the solar plexus, thus causing them to let go. Then he disappears, his whereabouts unknown to everybody.

the destruction of every cell in the Hurricane's body causes him to revert back into his Slightly Above Average Form.

"Dang."

he then dances a jig in place, much to the amusement of others.

Except me!
 

Torint doesn't like jigs! Jigs make Torint mad! Torint's eyes glow red. "Cliche Overused Anime Attack!" Torint disappears, several flashes of light hit the jig dancer. Torint reappears and his opponent falls over.

RefereeThief wakes up, pissed off! He stands in the middle of the ring and begins to yell! "Referees! We have taken beatings for long enough! For too long, we have been hit with chairs, elbows, people, trouts, salmon, guitars, tables, pipes, panty hose, eggs, cars, dumpsters, wangs, chungs, and brass knuckles. For too long, have wrestlers everywhere snapped our spines and our dignity! For too long, have we stood idly by while taking these beatings so the match could end. Tonight, my fellow referees, this changes! For tonight is our Independence Night!" With that, RefereeThief's face gets painted like Braveheart and he's wearing a kilt with his referee shirt. An army of thousands of referees storm the ring.

At this point Jarlax regains consciousness and sees the army of refs. "well crap" he says, quickly spoting refereetheif at the lead of the pack. He once again pulls out the sniper rifle and hits refereethief in the forehead with a well placed shot. "3 left.." Jarlax mutters.

All of the chair shots to the head toughened up RefereeThief's skull. The bullet merely made a ding sound as it bounced off. RefereeThief had his army wait around outside the ring, as he went in to look for allies. He tried to change SAAM back into the Hurricane, but only partially succeeded. He ended up creating Slightly Above Average Tropical Storm. He shrugged and walked over to Jada. "I see ye be Scottish! Would ye like tuh join me referee army, laddie?" he asked, while holding a referee shirt out to Jada.

HUH WHAT says HoP then notices that the calvain ball is gone he jumps up turns into a gigantic (size of wrestling ring) invinsible chess board smushing all the contestants and refs to panckes

Jarlax, who is still in the audience, is unaffected by the chessboard. Looking at the sniper rifle as if it betrayed him he abbandons it in disgust. He then turns around to see the giant chest behind him. Opening it he looks through a variety of weapons, finally selecting one he lifts the mini-gun and starts firing blindly at the ring.

ARGGGG CHESS-DOKEN (read page 1 or 2(cant remember) for desciption) it all hits you and you take the damege.

"stop using the same move over and over!!!!" Jarlax screams just before he is hit. he then silently started aiming his mini-gun only at HoP.

OOC its a chiche thing
ic HoP changes back and and makes up a attack KNIGHTDOKEN where Knights come in and chop off all you limbs amd head

Jarlax starts concentrating hard, and amazingly his limbs regenerate. "OK now i'm starting to get annoyed" he says as he pulls out his custom-made automatic grenade launcher. He starts pummeling HoP with 50 nades per second.

the knights take the hits til you're out of ammo

RefereeThief stands up and yells, "Ammo has 2 M's!"

OOC sorry amo is latin for I love so I get them confused

TD, out of his barbarian rage, reverts back to his normal, violent self. Afterwards, he snatches the Calvinball from whomever has it. He races out of the ring and to Wal-mart where a competition of deadly hide-and-go-seek will now commence.

Seeing the referee revolution taking place, Bob ran from the ring and retrieved Jarlax's sniper rifle. He aimed at the knights formed by the knightdoken and began picking them off of their horses. Knights fell everywhere. Then Bob fired a shot at the chessboard itself and it shattered into a bazillion pieces.

In Wal-mart.....
TD dashes from shelf to shelf, shoe rack to shoe rack and finds himself the perfect hiding spot. No one will ever know.....

HoP turns back into a chess board and distroys walmart under the weight

Due to it's abnormal prices, Wal-mart deflects the attack by slashing the prices, gains more profit, hires a wizard who then reflects the attack back at the chess board. Distorted chess pices lay in HoP's lap...

OOC: Okay, this has grown too long. Let's all revert back to the ring now. The Wal-Mart and chessboard have both been destroyed anyway.

Elminster, who was the wizard that Wal-mart hired to deflect the attack, transfigured the remains of the chessboard into an old rag, and teleported it to the 999th level of the abyss, where it was immediately destroyed by the demons. Elminster then warps back to Shadowdale with the Calvinball he stole from TD on his way out of wal-mart

but wal marts is to cheap to do that, so I engore that last post and flaten you both

Shadowdale Showdown
 

Okay, damnit. The ring is now in Shadowdale for some reason. I merged the dimensions to make it that way, 'kay?

Elminster, seeing the problems that could ensue from having the ring in shadowdale, unmerges the dimensions and puts the ring back where it was, and teleports the Calvinball 1 million feet in the air above it.

OOC: Wal-mart was a nice twist.

Using a tether ball he borrowed from the sports section, TD hurls the ball-and-rope into the warp hole and procceeds after Amaur. In the new, blackened field, hordes of dark monsters greets TD and he draws his spear. "If it's a challenge your looking for...." he starts.

He quickly dashes away yelling, pointing to the monsters. "Look behind you!" Amaur, behind the monsters, gulps with fear. Or maybe he's just drinking Gatorade.

Bob pulls hundreds of ladders out from under the mat, that he got discounted at Wal-Mart, and stacks them on top of each other, heading towards the ball. He begins to climb upward...and upward...and upward...

Jarlax, confused by all of the teleporting, just stands around. He then hears an annoying whistling noise, looking up he sees a small dot rapidly getting bigger. Too late he realizes its the Calvinball falling from 1 million feet up. "well, crap" he says as the calvinball lands on his upturned face, knocking him senseless.

then HoP grabs the calvain ball and says the thread is closed stay tune for X

Bob comes crashing down from a million feet as the ladders collapse. He sees HoP with the ball and everyone else dazed.

*Thread Closed*