Well, Smarty has an ace up his sleeve, for McBarrelPants has the ever loyal sidekick Azisien! With his bottle of vodka in hand, he'll lure the hobo Smarty out of his disguise for all to see! Giving Smarty the time he needs to return from the ever dangerous Mount Hobo!

Good to know Rairai still never posts. I was worried for a second there.

seriously, I had half a heart attack, thinking she'd come in and ban muthafuckas as a coming home party.

But is the exit from Mount Hobo not guarded by the wisest and most foul of hobo-kind, the windshield washers, whose very wiper blades are the keys to unlock the padlock gates of the Mount?

And in turn, are their locations not hidden by the fierce and powerful bindle wielders who stash all who try to find their masters in their bottomless red-kerchief sacks?

And to get to these bindle wielders who are located in mighty traveling boxcars that circle the most horrible depths of the Mount, must one not pass through all the layers of Trampdom and recite the lyrics to their sacred hymn?

Surely the Son with Pants of Smart Barrels and his drunken hobo-distracting compatriot can accomplish all this before the dreadful Baron can snatch away the mayor's lovely daughter!



I think I need to get some sleep.

Pfft, sleep. Let's go shot for shot and hit up the Yaplet.

Unfortunately, I don't drink.

Otherwise the Gnomes will come for me while I'm distracted.

Meister et. al.
 

Azisien was drunk.

You guys don't have an excuse!

About this thread? For one thing, I'm noticing a distinct lack of drunk posts.

I mean sure, there was that post at the beginning where I guess Azisien was kinda buzzed or something, but that was one post. We're up to 68 now.

NPF drinking night?

Well, my last post I was sorta drunk (6-ish), and now I'm really drunk (I-don't-know-ish). I'm just not one to advertise such things unless I have to, and I have to now.

Sorry for not posting a long rant; I have sleeping to do.

You also leapt from "gettin' bum to buy underaged kids booze" to "the Mayor of Mayortown marrying you to his daughter the princess"?

I find this claim to be somewhat implausible.