Old man confused and threatened by new things, young people
 

So was this about the article or one of the comments? If the comments, which one?

With all the stuff old people are complaining about now, and trust me, it's more and more all the time, I wonder what Fifth will be complaining about when he's old.

Because we all know he is going to be one bitter old fart.

he'll be sitting on his front porch, high powered Gauss rifle in hand and picking off annoying teens as they piss him off.

No,no,no,no.

No.

He does that already.

What is he going to do when he's old.

Same thing, well maybe he'll use a giant mecha instead, but seriously, its fifthfiend. Regardless of age he's going to sit on a porch and pick off annoying teens

We should talk less about me and more about how this crazy old man is crazy.

I mean seriously the man is blaming Myspace for suicide that is some premium high-grade crazy I have provided for you here.

Well, he's a crazy motherfucking old crazy wacko! And he's got God on his side, maybe, if he is the archbishop. He might not be the Archbishop but a clone or something, article says so when they say they haven't confirmed its the real Archbishop. He's probably shaking a fist with a holy cross dangling from it and yelling "GOD SHALL BRING A PLAGUE ON YE ALL FOR ALL THE SINS YE HAVE COMMITTED"

Will the Real Archbishop please stand up!

Yeah, Fifth, if you want to get me riled up, you'll have to link to something I don't just assume is happening everyday in the back of my mind. Linking to an old man, a man of the chruch, or, as you have linked, a combination of the above railing against the detrimental effect of the internet is like linking to a story saying "Hey, kids are dieing from starvation and genocide in Africa." I know it's stupid or terrible or depressing or whatever, but I've already swallowed that sadness. Link to something unique.

You make it sound like we're addicts or something.