Your Children's Name(s)
 

The Marital thread got me to thinking, what do you want to name your kids (If you are planning on having kids)?

If I have a kid and it is a boy, I want to call him God. I think having God as a name would be intresting, as well as always be a topic to talk about. Wouldn't name a girl God because that just doesn't sound right for a girl's name.

I would name all my children "Bastard." Simply because that's what they'd be: bastards. I mean, they sure as hell wouldn't be my children(because I'm sterile). So, after I've named 'em all "Bastard," I would kick them and their mother out of my house.

And how did someone making a remark about IHMN Jr. get you thinking?

Just name the girl Godess. Those names would make for a messed up kid though:
random person:"Oh My God!"
your kid: "What?"

I'm to unimaginative with names to name mine. I'd be better of letting my wife do that. Otherwise they would just get names from video games or Star Wars.

as I said in a other thread if there is a name that can't have a insulting rhyme about it then all my children would be that no matter gender.

MasterOfMagic: "Hey, Auron, your brother's being an idiot. You know what to do."
Auron: "Okay, Cloud, dad wants me to beat the crap out of you."
Cloud: "...Damn it!"

MasterOfMagic: "Hey, C-3PO."
C-3PO: "Oh my! Why was I ever given this horrendous name? I am full of self-pity and can't stand my robotic life!"
MasterOfMagic: "Hey, hey, hey! I'm not raisin' any goths under this roof! Understand!?"

Daughter: Jennifer Sylvia. Yes, it has a source. No, I'm not telling.
Son: As yet undecided. Maybe Joshua. Then again, for all I know it could be Sborak.

A boys name should carry power and influence with it. A girls name should sound sexy and mysterious.

Boy: Vincent, Zidane, Dante, Alexander
Girl: Alice (any variation Alisson, Alisa etc...), Katie (also any variation Katherine, Katrina, Cathy) and Sharon.

Yeah I know the boy names are from videogames but they still have the effect I'd like them to have.

Alexander and John for boys' names, Amber and something else for a girl's name. I like Elisabeth, Theresa, Cori (Corinne)...there are a few others.

I'm never having kids, but if for some reason I DID, I'd have four, named:

You, God, Damn, Kids

>.>

This one person I knew said this. "If I ever have twins I want to name them both Nad...That way when I go to a soccer game I could have a sign that says 'GO NADS'"