D-did you ban him for having the winning avatar?

Shit dawg, y'all know how I swang.

Hang, Fifth. Hang.

OH GOD WHY!
IT'S TERRIBLE! (although I'm sure that was what fifth was looking for)

Well everybody I think we've found the man we're looking for.

All of you were first-rate applicants and we'll be alerting you as soon as future opportunities arise. Sorry we can't bring you on right now but Fatso Disgustingpants' qualifications simply brought things to the table that nobody else could offer.

Hmmm, how very mysterious. A portion of my explainatory pamphlet was cut off. I must write a complaint to the World Wide Web virtualised distributors about this perfidious misprint.

That gentleman is the esteemed Mr. Edward William Barton-Wright, the creator of BARTITSU. I can only speculate that his splendid mustache enabled him to synthesise the beginnings of the style upon his return to England. For you see, he spent three long years in the mysterious Orient, studying secret styles of Nipponese wrestling.

BARTITSU is defined as "self defence in all its forms" and so I cannot imagine why someone might think that it would not include strategies for effectively utilising a splendid mustache.

Might steal it when my Avatar gets old. But Pooh Bear never gets old.

Soooooooooooooo i just got asked to change my Avatar because it's fucking annoying and stuff... again. (seriously, it's like the second or third time!)

Anyone care to offer something even worse for me to replace this one with?

Or you could pick something that doesn't look like ass for once in your forum-posting career.

Your message would really work best with any other one of your avatars... ever!