An evil laugh slowly erupts from TD. His head rolls back. DB looks at his puzzled. "You know, the more experience you have with the game, the better the master you become." TD races towards with sword. DB blocks defensivly, but then TD disappears. DB looks around franticly. "No one can out-god another... another... another.." TD's words ecoh throughout the hall. The room turns into a dark abyss. TD floats down before the confused DB. "Welcome, to the real Calvinball field!" Lgihtning erupts and TD's head rolss back, his eyes glowing a bright yellow. DB slashes away at Td, yet only hits air. "Fool!" TD yells. DB turns around only to be smacked by TD's fist. The staff flies away. TD destroys it and in the process, destroys DB's helpless armor. "Your move" he conjours...

However, when Dragonsblane brought them back, he also brought SAAM with him
The Slightly Above Average Man also transformed: into Slightly Above Average Grand Admiral Thrawn, who has under his command, all 25,000 of the Empires Imperial Star Destroyers, including all 12 of the Super Star Destroyers.

SAAGAT uses the SSD Executer and the Imperial Fleet to bombard all K-marts and Wal-Marts, wiping their scum from the face of the earth and leaving the Bay as the only true retail outlet.

Edit: If it is experience you want then try taking on the original players from Calvinball One!

TD....if you were dropped into a Sphere of Annihilation you're gone, period. Same as HoP, the poor bastard..........

DB's Divine Shields protect the planet AND its Wal-Marts..........there are no K-Marts left to destroy........DB smiles and points a finger at Thrawn's ships, "Bang, you're dead!" a thin ray of yellow plasma fires from his finger, widening as it travels toward its target until it is a ravening blast of pure energy!

An immense flash lights up the night sky as every one of Thrawn's ships, and Thrawn himself, is consumed by the blast.

TD, unable to play for a while, wisks away, leaving his power for SAAGAT, whose decison saved the Calvinball world. "Farwell, for now..." and TD disappears in a puff of smoke.

Silly Noob, don't you know who you are dealing with? whenever a SAAM Creation is destroyed, the Original SAAM appears in its place, and I have now changed into SAAGAT.

SAAGAT uses his superior tactical skills to slaughter DB with an attack based on DB's Species art. DB can not comprehend this, and is thus destroyed without being able to defend.

DB is of no species any longer...................and his magic is powerful enough that the tactics used don't seem to work on him, and powerful enough to riderect and absorb the energy TD tried to send to SAAGAT. He sits there, looking amused as SAAGAT hits him again and again with utterly no effect, he then reaches out and flicks SAAGAT lightly on the forehead, knocking him somewhere into the vicinity of Pluto's orbit. "'Silly N00b' indeed." He smirks.

OOC: I love Calvinball! :D

However, SAAGAT is not that easily undone, he uses the power of DB's flick and absorbs it into himself, creating the Slightly Above Average Diety, who uses its own essence to cancel out that of DB's, rendering them both into their mortal forms.

upon this, SAAM summons an army of Gary Colemans, who bite DB's legs off while asking him what he's been talking about.

Regenerates the legs, and summons an endless horde of bitchy drow priestesses and bored kenders, just as SAAM accidentally steps on a spider......The priestesses shriek with outrage and slaughter the Colemans (or is that Colemen?), then tear SAAM into pieces with their Snake-headed whips, while the kenders drive SAAM to insanity by asking what he has in his pockets, then trying to find out for themselves..........DB still smirking, an "I know something you don't know" sort of smirk

Then, with a brilliant flash of light, both DB and SAAM are translocated to the 999th level of the abyss.

SAAM reforms terminator style, however several Coleman's also fuse with him, creating the Slightly Above Average Midgit.

"And what is that?" he asks, hoping for a Princess Bride referance.