As CheshireThief walks around Wal-Mart, he realizes his shoes are worn out after the last couple of rounds in the Calvinball game. He walks over to the shoe section, takes his shoes off, and replaces them with brand new shoes! He went all out and grabbed the $30 pair! CheshireThief then used some of his stolen merchandise to create a few exact duplicates of himself. "Just in case..."

AGWS (anti gnosis weapon system)
 

Zoam, taking note of all the carnage raging between the two department stores, takes the opportunity to buy Xenosaga II, he then uses play-dough and legos to manufactur exact (working) replicas of the AGWS. Teleporting into the cockpit of one, he slaves the others OS's to his control board and routes a sophisticated AI subroutine through their piloting interfaces (a la evangelion dummy plug). He then starts the mp3 for The Goo Goo dolls "Dizzy Up the Girl" and invades Wal Mart with his army of super futuristic mecha.

From the rubble that was K-Mart, Jarlax emerges. He looks around and seeing his source of items is gone quickly changes sides and runs into wal-mart. Seeing all of the mechs he quickly runs to the sports supply area. And grabs some assorted weapons. He then climbs to the top of the shelves and scouts the area.

Torint throws off his band uniform and rushes to defend the Walmart from the mechs in his Matrix brand APU. Machine guns flashing, the parade is lit up by the muzzle flashes, as mech after mech falls to the ground, and Torint screams like the insane captain from revolutions!

Seeing the carnage going on in the middle of all the mechs, Jarlax uses the crossbow he found in the sports supply area to shoot at Torint. Then jumps down and draws an alchemy circle(from the anime: Full Metal Alchemist) on the ground, and just waits standing over it.

Seeing his mechanical army torn to shreds by heavy automatic fire (note to self: play dough does not a good mecha make) Zoam decides to simultaneously activate all self destruct systems in every robot. As an avalanche of multicolored blocks and dough rain from the sky, Zoam takes the opportunity to run behind the convenient cover provided by a united states postal service mail box. Checking the ammunition on his dual 9mm's he aims at Torint through the rainbow haze. As a lone white pigeon flaps into his field of view he opens fire in a hail of lead.

A-tech of an argument
 

Bob sees Zoam massacring(sp?) Wal-Mart. He lets his small animal army have their way with K-Mart as he gets down on the ground and calls forth an A-tech (from my book...maybe). He gets in the cockpit and weilds every weapon it has. A buster rifle, machine gun, heat saber, and several rocket launchers throughout its body. He runs off to confront Zoam.

As the mech pieces fall Jarlax uses the alchemy circle to make cover for himself using some of the floor of walmart.

In a devastating display of skill and luck, Zoam weaves his way through the torrential gunfire towards torint. As he leaps onto the chassis of torint's robot, he places two rounds into the cranium of his adversary at point blank range. As the overly animated crimson spray issues forth from what used to be the head of torint, Zoam focuses his attention on Bob. he somersaults over an outcropping of cement that until revently was a wall of Kmart, thus provided with excellent cover he remembers just in time that buster cannons can shoot through cement. he teleports away at the last second, narrowly avoiding painful atomization at the hands of Bob.

Using his alchemy circle necklace, Jarlax summons bolts of Lightning through what is left of Wal-marts roof. These bolts hit all around Zoam and Bob, scoring a few hits.