CheshireThief, watching the entire battle from his closed circuit television in his shelter, deploys one of his duplicates to issue TD a tetanus shot.

Torint uses Leviathan's power to vanish into the fog he just created. Unseen, he sneaks into what is left of the K Mart and causes all the cash registers to float and destroy the city, so the enraged populace sues K Mart!

Suddenly, black clouds appear, the sky darkens, lightning strikes, and out of the gloom comes The Slightly Above Average Tropical Storm!

SAATS sees the feud between the Wal-mart and K-mart tribes, he comments. "I haven't seen a blood feud like this since the Catapults took on the Montegues in Romeo and Juliet."

With that, he summoned all the power of tropical storm Floyd, and shattered both buildings with enormous gusts of wind and billions of volts of lightning. (which did in fact strike in the same place several times... that place was High on Pawns.)

the wind congrigated around the calvinball, which was hidden in the K-mart, and blew it into SAATH's hands.

"the big bad wolf ain't got nothin' on me!"

He then blew the remaining players into the rubble, and soared on a gust of wind to the city of Sudbury.

Jadarendir was there, waiting for him.

Jadarendir summoned Joey Jordison, first drummer for Slipknot, and granted him a machete, thus turning him into... JOEY X.

Joey X teamed up with Jadarendir, and the two of them used their blades to reduce the city to pure rubble. Then Jadarendir grew wings and flew up into the SAATS, casting a "calm" spell to relinquish the storm. Then he created a storm of his own... A FIRE STORM!!!

However, being in Sudbury, the most desolate Winter wasteland in Canada (besides Winipeg) the firestorm is thus extinguished by the blinding snow.

the Tropical Storm was once again summoned with all the power of jack frost at it's disposal.

Jadarendir, master of magics, summons Black Mage, who then attacks the SAATS with a DOUBLE HADOKEN!! SAATS is incinerated.

Mo' Like Master of Ass.

The double hadoken instead somehow fries Danu, who was just getting into the battle.

"Well I didn't see that one comming!" SAATS replies.

Jadarendir decides that SAATS is just too stubborn to fuggin' die. Therefore, he attacks HoP with a quad shot from his bow. All 4 of his arrows hit, and with the elemental shdw damage, HoP dies and his body melts away. After a brief mental scan, Jadarendir knows that HoP is indeed dead, and that was not a copy.

Learn to type, man.

Whistles as he walks into Sudbury, as he Yo-yo's his yo-yo.

"Hi guys i herd that there was some sort of, AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHH.......an ant.

Danu then proceads to get blasted away, not moveing as the blast burns his flesh off. He then looks in the general direction of SAATC, folding his arms and shakeing hish ead.

"Uh, excuse me sir but i do beleave i was the one who created that Tec...*dies*"

after liquoring up on cheap boos from the grocery section in Kmart (or Wal mart, I forgot) Zoam emerges from a pile of rubble. He starts singing stupid japanese drinking songs, which then lead into anime theme songs. "Tachimukau saki ni, kawaita kaze, hageshiku fukiaretemo. Jumon de hitotsumo tonaetenara, watashi no pace ni naru. Daremo ga urayamu, kono power to, bibou ga urosonai wa. Donna aite demo, hirumanaide, manto o nabikaseru no..." as the opening song to Slayers continues, a door smacks him in the head rendering Zoam unconscious. He comes to in a desolate snowy wilderness. "Sudbury, I hates me some Sudbury. That is a fact"