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slightly aboveaverage man 05-04-2004 12:19 PM

SAATS then summons his Tropical Storm to zap HoP everytime someone says "Macbeth."


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Funka Genocide 05-04-2004 01:09 PM

Macbeth.

After inexplicably shouting out that name, Zoam searches the tundra for more alcohol.

Macbeth

CheshireThief 05-04-2004 01:46 PM

CheshireThief, startled by the new events, remains in his shelter. He furiously begins making clones of himself. He sends CheshireClone 1 out to destroy. He sees SAATS and gets an idea. He pulls out of nowhere a meteorlogical rocket. He fires it into the sky. It completely dissapates the storm. Too bad it only lasts for 10 minutes. Seeing how he's in Canadia, CheshireClone 1 quickly gathers an army of caribou and storms the bearer of the Calvinball.

Torint author of fics! 05-04-2004 01:55 PM

Torint, having been turned to snow after his fog was blown to Canada and froze, awakes to find himself with all the power of snow and ice under his control. He taps into the unlimted power that is cold, and causes a nuclear winter. That means snow falls from the sky and explodes. Everyone within a twelve mile radius is either dead or something very close to it. He casually picks up the calvinball, and flys to the where used to stand a K mart, a walmart, and some very unhappy parade enthusiasts. Oh, and Macbeth!

Danu 05-04-2004 02:27 PM

Danu Wakes up from his death, seeming to be perfectly fine on meny different levels. He shrugs slightly, scratching his arse and berping.

Macbeth Macbeth Macbeth Macbeth Macbeth Macbeth Macbeth Macbeth Macbeth Macbeth Macbeth Macbeth Macbeth Macbeth Macbeth Macbeth Macbeth Macbeth Macbeth Macbeth Macbeth Macbeth Macbeth Macbeth Macbeth Macbeth Macbeth Macbeth Macbeth Macbeth Macbeth Macbeth Macbeth Macbeth Macbeth Macbeth Macbeth Macbeth Macbeth Macbeth Macbeth Macbeth........

He then turns around and starts playing basketball, not doing too well. After a while he gets bored and runs towards SAATS, slaping him across the face.

"Thats for Hitting me with a blast of....stuff and...doom.

Jarlax 05-04-2004 02:45 PM

At this time Jarlax reawakens. "Huh? Whats going on? Macbeth Macbeth Macbeth Macbeth Macbeth Macbeth Macbeth! Seeing Zoam wandering around and remembering what happened earlier Jarlax rushes him with his discount Katana purchased at Wal-Mart.

Royalspork 05-04-2004 02:46 PM

Quote:

SAATS then summons his Tropical Storm to zap HoP everytime someone says "Macbeth."


Macbeth Macbeth Macbeth Macbeth Macbeth Macbeth Macbeth Macbeth Macbeth Macbeth Macbeth Macbeth Macbeth Macbeth Macbeth Macbeth Macbeth Macbeth Macbeth Macbeth Macbeth Macbeth Macbeth Macbeth Macbeth Macbeth Macbeth Macbeth Macbeth Macbeth Macbeth Macbeth Macbeth Macbeth Macbeth Macbeth Macbeth Macbeth Macbeth Macbeth Macbeth Macbeth Macbeth Macbeth Macbeth
ooc I'm not even playing

Jadarendir 05-04-2004 04:32 PM

OOC: too fuggin' bad.

macbeth macbeth macbeth macbeth macbeth macbeth macbeth macbeth macbeth macbeth macbeth macbeth macbeth macbeth macbeth macbeth macbeth macbeth macbeth macbeth macbeth macbeth macbeth macbeth macbeth macbeth macbeth macbeth macbeth macbeth macbeth macbeth macbeth macbeth macbeth macbeth macbeth macbeth macbeth macbeth macbeth macbeth macbeth macbeth macbeth macbeth macbeth macbeth macbeth macbeth macbeth macbeth macbeth macbeth macbeth macbeth macbeth macbeth macbeth macbeth macbeth macbeth macbeth macbeth macbeth macbeth macbeth macbeth macbeth macbeth macbeth macbeth macbeth macbeth macbeth macbeth macbeth macbeth macbeth macbeth macbeth macbeth macbeth macbeth macbeth macbeth macbeth macbeth macbeth macbeth macbeth macbeth macbeth macbeth macbeth macbeth macbeth macbeth macbeth macbeth macbeth macbeth .

Heehee... HoP is suffering. :D

Dragonsbane 05-04-2004 05:30 PM

*blinks, his eyes opening again...........trying to remember what the hell just happened* "ach, good thing my robes improve my armor bonus! And this discount Ring of Regeneration is sure handy for fixing critical wounds!" looks around........noticing the blasting of HoP....a wicked, black-mage-esque grin appears on his features.
"Macbeth macbeth macbeth macbeth macbeth macbeth macbeth macbeth macbeth macbeth macbeth macbeth macbeth magbeth macbeth macbeth macbeth macbeth macbeth macbeth..........."

Royalspork 05-04-2004 05:33 PM

sorry HoP is not here at this time please send a message after the tone *tooooooooooone*


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