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Dragonsbane 05-04-2004 05:51 PM

<I think the blasts finally killed him!> DB sends a telepathic message to the others.........then Teleports himself into the air above CT's caribou army, using his Wings of Flying (bought at a discount from Wal-Mart!) to stay aloft. "Try to blow me up, will you?" with a cruel laugh, he lands in front of the caribou horde, then uses Hadoken to blast the army to smithereens, along with Cheshire Thief. Then, he hunts down all of Cheshire's clones and uses Epic-Level Death-Magic to kill them all "Now the calvinball shall be MINE!!!!!"

videogamerz2000 05-04-2004 06:00 PM

Confronted with foes traversing everywhere, TD recovers from the tetnus shot and moves on. He trips over a rock and swears 'Macbeth' several times, grabbing his foot, and hopping around on the other. He shakes his head and goes over to SAATS and laughs. "The olny thing that can defeat a Tropical Storm... is me!" TD slowly levitates into the air, while electric bolts start swaying around him. "Electrodoken!" he yells and a brihgt, lightning blast hits SAATS, whom is electrified terribly. With the power of water imbeded in SAATS, the electric charge is quadrupled ten times over. Charred and burned severely, TD laughs and turns toward the K-Marter's. "Your turn." he grins and deals out electrodoken after electrodoken. Smoke is abundant in the air.

Royalspork 05-04-2004 06:02 PM

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HoP wakes up from a long nap and remembers the calvain ball game has started and he slept in AGAIN so rushes out of the eployees (sp) only section of the super target and casts his newly learned spell skewer which takes out wal-mart and K-mart and the local toys-backwards r-us.

videogamerz2000 05-04-2004 06:05 PM

With the minor power of the Calvin, TD reflects the skewer spell away from Wal-mart and directs it towards the remains of K-mart. Poor K-mart. Poor, poor K-mart.

Royalspork 05-04-2004 06:07 PM

then in the ruble of the K-mart comes a super K-mart or SUPER K with a little TBCY ice cream shop.

videogamerz2000 05-04-2004 06:14 PM

Due to a high profit income, careful business planning and precise consumer intake, Wal-mart merges with not one but two companies. Wal-mart merges with EB and Toys R US, thus to create a Electronic R Mart or ERM. Consumers flood the store, buying as many goods as they can. TD benefits from the power, and all other Wal-martian fighters, and his power increases 25 times over. He glares and Super K and sends four suped-up fireballs towards it. The results are devistating....

Dragonsbane 05-04-2004 06:15 PM

out of nowhere.........DB appears, then with a fierce grin of wicked glee, shouts "MISSILEDOKEN".............Blasts of energy fly everywhere, quickly reducing the newly-remade Supe-K-mart into piles of rubble. "For a 'super' version of something, use Epic Spells! Even for something as pathetic as a K-mart, It's still damn fun to watch!" He laughs as his power is increased 25x by the surges of energy from the transformation of Wal-Mart into the ultra-powerful ERM.

Royalspork 05-04-2004 06:19 PM

then HoP uses a new skewer that goes though the first thing (what ever you try to block the blast with or you if you don't block)making you get out of the way and then hits all walmart owned companies

videogamerz2000 05-04-2004 06:20 PM

TD turns his attention to one of his newer not-so-entirly-mortal enemy, HoP (ranks somewhere between my brother and a lawn sprinkler). He charges up a Electrodoken and fires, only to realize he can only use it 5 times a day. "Holy ****!!" TD yells. He goes to plan B. He runs to the sports department and grabs a golf club. Afterwards, he goes to the toys section and assembles a toy gun onto the club. Finally, he goes to the electronics department, and turns the toy gun into a long ranged, automatic rifle. "Say goodbye, HoP!" TD smirks. Holes constantly rips through HoP, who then leaks chess pieces onto the ground (instead of real blood). "Whoa..." TD gawks. "He really is a chess nerd."

Royalspork 05-04-2004 06:25 PM

but then HoP reviels his other passion, lacrosse, (I have four passions) and gets out a lacrosse stick and hurls lacrosse balls at TD turning him into a pile of merchentized ash
((I am in the semi-jock social class in my school so there))


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