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Sir Pinkleton 09-15-2009 11:14 AM

Yunno, every time zombies comes up, everyone advocates being cold blooded, like krogowolf advises. While I can see the logic, I can't help but feel like if the zombie apocalypse happens, regardless of if it starts in a separate country, people will be killing other people because otherwise they will "slow the healthy" or some other morbid logic. It just seems like silly logic unless we're well into the whole world being taken over by zombification; Not everyone who breaks their leg is doomed, I would hope.

Regardless, I'd probably get to the nearest military base. There's a local airport nearby, but I don't know how to fly, and no one I know knows how to. My other option is to get to the coast, get lots of food and other supplies onto a boat, and get out that way. My survival mainly rides on other survivors having a stronghold I could get to. Otherwise, I may as well succumb, because as we know, majority rules, right? :p

krogothwolf 09-15-2009 11:56 AM

I advocate being cold blooded slaughter in every situation that warrents it. Zombies, Killing Aliens, Taking over the world, Going to School, Shopping at Christmas time. Seriously, these situations you have to address emotionally detached so you can make the best decisions possible.

But if it is a Zombie Apocalypse, IE you are already on the run from zombies, Having a person with a broken leg will slow your ass down.

What if they make zombie sharks and zombie whales? Then hows your boat adventure going now herm! I say head to the Northern parts of the world were it is practically winter yearly and that way the zombies will pretty much freeze on the way to you, or become even more hindered in you movementr

Tev 09-15-2009 12:01 PM

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Originally Posted by krogothwolf (Post 969448)
I say head to the Northern parts of the world were it is practically winter yearly and that way the zombies will pretty much freeze on the way to you, or become even more hindered in you movementr

You never watched Dead Snow I take it?

krogothwolf 09-15-2009 12:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Tev (Post 969450)
You never watched Dead Snow I take it?

Yeah I watched it, but those are Nazi Zombies, they're extinct now after the great Zombie War of 1979. They are now unable to create zombies that adequately work in Winter Wonderlands. Till they start zombie fying eskimos, then we're fucked.

Or if they release Zombie Jesus who is currently buried under the Vatican. Once that happens the zombification of the world is a given as nothing can stop zombie Jesus!

Osterbaum 09-15-2009 01:06 PM

What about Zombie Santa-Claus.

Viridis 09-15-2009 01:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Osterbaum (Post 969462)
What about Zombie Santa-Claus.

He sees you!

krogothwolf 09-15-2009 01:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Osterbaum (Post 969462)
What about Zombie Santa-Claus.

He could be a problem, and he might field an Army of Zombie Elves as well. Worse would be if they manage to zombiefy the Polar Bears and shit. Then we'd be screwed because everything would become part of the Zombienation.

Could always live................

Under the sea! Under the Sea! Darling it's better Down where it's Wetter take it from me!

CABAL49 09-15-2009 01:51 PM

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Originally Posted by krogothwolf (Post 969452)
Yeah I watched it, but those are Nazi Zombies, they're extinct now after the great Zombie War of 1979. They are now unable to create zombies that adequately work in Winter Wonderlands. Till they start zombie fying eskimos, then we're fucked.
!

Eskimos are trained from birth to fight zombies.

The Argent Lord 09-15-2009 02:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Bells (Post 969275)
Your meeting point varies with your starting position.

Also your priority check list. What's more abundant where you are? Medic supplies? Food? Survival gear? Defense gear?

How close are you to forests (a tree house is a safe house at times like these)? How close are you to deep waters (a small boat becomes a mobile home at times like these)?

The first thing is organization

Oh, right. We're here. Military base and we've convinced them to give us some basic training and weapons. So most of that isn't a problem.
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Originally Posted by Megaman FTW (Post 969250)
You should do this, and I'm not kidding in the least. As the game starts, bust out a phone with sattelite internet (should still be functioning in anything but a massive outbreak) and consult NPF for advice on where to go.

Does second session count? We don't have a satellite phone, but once we got to the air base I talked them into letting me use a computer and made essentially this thread minus the hypothetical part.

Hanuman 09-15-2009 02:44 PM

I live by the coast and I live as though I'm camping so it's probably easier for me than most.
You can get a full stealth hammock and cover that bears 200lb and weighs only 1lb including binds and a water collection system.

My plan is just to run about 10 blocks, break into my local kyak store by the water, carry it out with the paddle, slip my pack into it, carry it down to the water (about 20meters from there) and mosey on down the coast.

I figure if the zombies are slow, they probably can't swim, if they are fast they probably can swim, but not a channel or anything or out speed a kayak with me paddling, and if they are smart I'd be far away from the shore enough not to be shot at or have stuff thrown at me.

From there I can just islandhop (only a few hours between each one) and forage for greens and rations until I get to Vancouver Island and get some substantial wildlife.

The only problem I see is that it's possible in a zombie scenario that the animals could easily become infected too, and if birds become infected, or insects, that's a big problem.


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