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My opinion of NPF as expressed by Kay Kyser

Onesie Twosie I love yousie
Twosie Threesie do you love mesie?
Threesie Foursie love me morsie

Let's keep counting higher

Foursie Fivesie you're my guysie
Fivesie Sixsie HUG ME QUICKSIE
Sixsie Sevensie we're in heavensie

Our love will be on fire

Keep the numbers rolling
Say them one by one
Our love will keep on growing
And we'll have lots of fun

Sevensie Eightsie you're my datesie
Eightsie Ninesie you'll always be minesie
Ninesie Tensie begin againsie

:D

Uh....

Guys, can a forum get a restraining order? Because I think we need one.

Hmmm...So this is what Rush Limbaugh does to you.

Good to know.

EDIT: Just noticed this is my 666th post. I'll not be on for a while just to keep it like this.

Goddamnit!

is... this... a drunken post?

And if so, are you drinking Crack?

NPF thinks you're an all right guy and all but would really rather just be friends.

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Originally Posted by Bob the Mercenary (Post 970844)

http://i119.photobucket.com/albums/o...alm/geordi.jpg

"It's like walking in on care bears fucking."

It's like bumping into an ex while on vacation in Italy. Also, you're both sky-diving.

I am very confused.

My opinion of NPF as expressed by Ky Kiske.

Listen, Bob, you seem nice enough, but I'm just not ready for that kind of commitment.

Goddamn it Pyros. I was going to do that.

Bob, I think this stalking thing has gone on far enough, Please understand its not you, its us.

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Originally Posted by Mirai Gen (Post 970901)

Goddamn it Pyros. I was going to do that.

You have to get up pretty early in the morning to get ahead of 'ol Fire Angel Cat-God.

Particularly, up before 2:30.

For some reason i was really expecting Noncon to put up a picture of Bridget that would make you guys regret that Kiske.

Both glad and sad about that one...

Well, jeez, all you have to do is ask!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bells (Post 970915)

For some reason i was really expecting Noncon to put up a picture of Bridget that would make you guys regret that Kiske.

It took me a while to find one that wouldn't get me banned.

Kidding!

Shit, dawg, you know Larsa's the only one for me!

I'm forced to agree with Krylo... Restraining order please. :P

On the radio station last night we couldn't find that song to play so they asked me to read the lyrics. Naturally I thought of the forum.

Don't worry, I know it would never work out anyway.

Is that a kid's song or some Europoptronic thing? Because I can hear it being both and it worries me.

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Originally Posted by Bob the Mercenary (Post 970989)

On the radio station last night we couldn't find that song to play so they asked me to read the lyrics. Naturally I thought of the forum.

Don't worry, I know it would never work out anyway.

You really should have done a Dramatic reading, like it was a Stephen King novel. That would totally sell it!

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Originally Posted by Bells (Post 971045)

You really should have done a Dramatic reading, like it was a Stephen King novel.

Or a breakup letter.

The dramatic readings go better with Fifth's "I hate you all" threads.

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Originally Posted by TopHatAssassin (Post 971043)

Is that a kid's song or some Europoptronic thing? Because I can hear it being both and it worries me.

It's 1940's big band. Read up on Kay Kyser students, there will be a test tomorrow.

And they had me read this on Saturday:

Danny Kaye's Tongue Twisters

Everybody’s heard of Peter Piper
And the peck of pickled peppers that he picked
That’s such a silly simple children’s game
It hasn’t even got a name
But I’d like to bet that it’ll trip you
And I bet you’re gonna have to say you’re licked
If Peter Piper you pronounce with ease
Then twist your tongue around these
Moses supposes his toeses are roses
But Moses supposes erroneously
For Moses he knowses his toeses aren’t roses
As Moses supposes his toeses to be
That’s tongue twisters
And it seems so easy till the word gets sprung
If you insist you want to try a lisp
Then step up mister and twist your tongue
Now Kissle will whistle at busty Miss. Russell
Who’ll rustle and bustle till Kissle will roar
So Russell asked Axle for Kissle’s dismissal
And this’ll teach Kissle to whistle no more
That’s tongue twisters
And it seems so easy till you twist your tongue
Tito and Tato were tattooed in total
But Toto was only tattooed on his toe
So Tato told Tito where Toto was tattooed
But Tito said Toto’s tattoo wouldn’t show
Theda thought Thora was thumping her thimble
But Thomas thought Thora was thumping her drum
Said Theda if Thora’s not thumping her thimble
I think that she surely is thumping her thumb
That’s tongue twisters
And it seems so easy till the word gets sprung
If you insist you want to try a lisp
Then step up mister and twist your tongue
Now Charley is chary when choosing his cheeses
And cheese is a challenge when Charley arrives
When Charley is charming and chooses a cheddar
Then chews it and chips it and chops in some chives
Heda is hoping to hop to Tahiti
To hack a hibiscus to hang on her hat
Now Heda has hundreds of hats on her hatrack
So how can a hop to Tahiti help that
Snobby Miss. Nora is sniffing her snuffer
The snuffer’s no sniffing it makes Nora sneeze
When Snyda lets Nort know his Nora is sneezing
She snappily snorts Nora’s sneezing a breeze
Sheila is selling her shop at the seashore
For shops at the seashore are so sure to lose
And she’s not so sure of what she should be selling
Should Sheila sell seashells or should she sell shoes
That’s tongue twisters
And it seems so easy till the word gets sprung
If you insist you want to try a lisp
Then step up mister and twist your tongue
Twista felt Twister was trying to whistle
But Twister had twisted his tongue