Armpits
 

What the hell is up with that?

In what part of the XXI century we became so interested in this part of the human anatomy? There is a whole subsection of industry reserved just for your Armpit... men's and women's alike!

Is your armpit hairy? Is it not hairy? Is it smooth? Are you an athletic person? are you a business person? Are you late for an job interview? Is that your "couples special night"? Is it spaghetti night? Have you just shaved your armpit? Have you not shaved your armpit? Are you between shaves of your armpit? Do your armpit smells? Do you want your armpit to smell? Are you a night person? Are you a day person? Are you single, looking for someone who appreciates your armpit? Are you married for 35 years and thinking about spicing up your relationship... with your armpit?

Then there is a cream, cologne, aftershave, oil, spray or roll-on designed, tested and approved just for your armpit.

...what... the... hell.

My Arm pit fires missiles and lets me control complicated machinery more easily!!!!!

I prefer the all natural smell of the armpit, stinky for the win! The Wife on the other hand hates that and forces me, against my will, to apply that horrid deodorant stuff that enslaves even the strongest of men!

Gotta be honest, I prettymuch ignore mine. A little scrub when necessary is all I use. Honestly I'm pretty ignorant of everything underarm-related except deodorant I dont even use that very often.

I have armpits. Two of them.
I use deodorant.
That's about the only hygiene my armpits get.
Besides the occasional shower.

I have to use some roll-on on the hotter days because i can sweat a lot. But other than that, just some soap during the shower and i'm good to go.

I also brush my teeth and shave in the shower from time to time...

...i multi-task.

I use deodorant when I remember to.

And remember! Sweating is an evolutionary advantage!!!

Oh yeah, I love to shove animals faces into my armpits and go "Smell that? Yeah, that's evolution bitches."

Deodorant is my friend.

I sweat like it's the hottest new thing. Scrubbing, deodorant, and undershirts are my friends.

You forgot the anti-wrinkle armpit cream and the armpit pigmentation cream.

Now that we are talking about armpit fetishists and stuff, i present you this:

Sentence upheld against armpit fetishist in Singapore

I wash mine nightly, and then give them a nice blowdry (towels just don't cut it, on account of my being a man and having man-pit hair. I also spray them liberally with a generic deodorant in the morning and am thus set for a day of whatever.

If you think about it, pits are like extra hands. You can hold newspapers and umbrellas and all sorts of junk in them.

I'm thinking of having them insured in case of potential future accidents that render my armpits less than majestic.