CO2 is green!
 

Hey guys! Stop worying about global warming already! Just follow this link and you'll know why!

Yay!

What a relief. For a second I thought we might have a real problem with this whole CO2 emissions and global warming business. Guess I was wrong!

I always knew that global warming was politically motivated, good thing these people telling us that and that CO2 is good for the planet are absolutely in no way politically politically motivated.

Look at all the facts they throw around! I must trust in those numbers with only one source! But those 31,478 American scientists can't be wrong either!

Oh shit, I'm going to be polluting when I breathe!

Well, it might actually solve over population issues if all the environmental nuts stop breathing cause they don't want to pollute.

This line is brillaint. How can we combat such rhetorical majesty?

How about....

Polling indicates people change their mind just to shut the pollster up?

Polling is torture to people so they'll say anything to make them go away?

Or better yet, we can all say SMB gives us the facts we need so we'll listen to him!

If my science coursework has taught me anything, it's that anyone using this type of language can safely be ignored and/or ridiculed.

Is there any car companies in that thing?
 

Oh, it's always been politics.
Greedy politcians and those dirty "flower power" tree huggers have always just wanted humanity to survive, they don't care about other species.

Of course they want world be cleaner place to live, but they don't actually care about animals or plants as I said. It's enough if they and their children can live in clean world, animals can bug off.

That is some seriously first-rate astroturfing.