U.S. Representative Alan Grayson is CRAZY
 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-usmvYOPfco

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NMBmaKmCq4M

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mXmNpdYpfnk

Alan Grayson is like if Marvel Comics superhero the Night Thrasher ran for Congress. Alan Grayson is like if someone treated the office of Congressman the way I treat being the moderator of a sprite comics webforum. Alan Grayson wakes up in the morning and says "I am utterly right about everything and this confers upon me the God-given to be as big of an asshole as I want."

My God it physically hurts me that I cannot actually vote for this man.

This guy.

This guy.

Yes.

edit: Still can't believe he's a FL rep, still can't believe I was able to vote for him :D

Oh my god oh my god Brian you gotta do me a favor.

Look up Alan Grayson the next time he is in town and find where he's doing public appearances and then go to one and then go up to him and kiss him square on the mouth.

And then tell him that it is from me.

EDIT: Tongue or no is up to you I guess.

Okay, but then we're squarsies for...y'know. That thing you did with the pictures and ahem.

Gerard Way will never know, but will be forever haunted by the truth of what took place on that unspeakable night.

You realize it's only a matter of time before someone photoshops that middle card into ??? as an allusion to ye old

Don't Get Sick
???
Profit.

Also, I think we are all witnessing the power of a nerd in the Whitehouse. President Barack Obama is securing people's interest in politics due to recent events in Congress.

Obama's launched a huge conspiracy to turn Congress....

INTO TEENAGERS! That'll pull the ratings in.

Imagine hearing this on C-SPAN.

"The Argument for tonight will be between Rep. Alan Grayson and Rep. Joe Wilson. We'll be here live to cover their ability to out trashtalk their opponents using the basis of laws and the Constitution.

"Ya momma's so fat, they gonna deny her HEALTH CARE, MOTHERFUCKER!"

"Oh yeah, yo mamma's such a slut, she can barely afford to keep up with minimum co-payments for her full care package, BITCH!"

Edit:
Also, props for pulling out a question from what I guess would be a constituent of his. (An obvious ploy, but that doesn't make it a valid one.)

woa...

Can i vote for him? Like... can i pay a illegal Immigrant to jump over there, get a green card and then vote for this guy in my behalf? Because that's something i would like to take under consideration...

Grayson should run for President in 2016. Better yet, Obama should dump Biden in 2012, and make Grayson his VP.

Wow. Just... wow. A thread, started by Fifthfiend no less, turned to Fifthfiend sex before any actual discussion about the original topic took place. I think that's a forum record.

That said, I would vote Grayson for president any day. And then blow him.

This is the first time in a long time I've liked a democrat.

Good job, Grayson.


ON A RELATED NOTE: Is there some official site one can use to view current and proposed bills in the senate and what have you? I keep hearing this argument where person 1 says republicans haven't offered health care alternatives and person two says "nuh-uh they have" and if such a website were to exist, it would make it much easier to find out which argument is full of horseshit.