I have $2
 

So...

I had to close my store at zazzle mainly because i couldn't deal anymore with their BS. That's fine, i'll simply open a new store in one of each of their 6 main competitors... fine by me

As i drained my last check, i decided to treat myself a bit with trinkets and gadgets that could serve me some purpose on work, study, life or just for lolz.

After buying an assortment of items (I new Mic for PC, 2 Pens with Laser pointer, Ferule and led light, and the such) ... i have $2 on my Paypal account.

So... i have $2 on paypal. And no idea what to do with that.

Oh good lord, so many options. So many laws to break, so many social standards to ignore. So much fun. So much destruction...

Transfer it to your bank account?
It's not much, but it's two Dollars.

Pay off the paper boy.

Give me 2$. Just brain storming here; remember there are no bad ideas when you're brain storming.

35 seconds of phone sex.

EDIT: Let me elaborate. Prepay it for someone else you don't like. That'd be an interesting phone call to get.

Invest it in high-risk, high-reward stocks.

To take that one step further...

Commission a sketch from me. (I'll do it for $2! Special limited time NPF discount?)

No seriously man, I'm desperate. :D

Or give it to that guy who "will draw anything for $2" (That's probably worth it a bit more.]

I second that, after seeing some of that stuff.
You have two(2) dollars, this can't be a coincidence.

If you have an Xbox360, you could by I MAED A GAM3 W1TH Z0MB1ES!!!1. Heck, you could by it twice.