My highschool science teacher is terrible and I must have revenge.
 

My highschool science teacher is terrible. Terrible. No one can stand her. The only reason she even still has a job is because I live in a po-dunk hicktown where no one can be found to replace her, so the school has to employ her. Aside from being annoying about trivial things (like changing her mind once a week about what colors of ink students are allowed to use on their assignments) and having a voice that sounds remarkably like Jimmy Neutron's Mrs. Foul, she is a god awful teacher. She doesn't understand the subject matter worth shit. She makes it clear multiple times a day that she doesn't have a clue what she's talking about. Its pathetic.

So, I've decided that rather than get angry, I should just resort to the classic american tradition of pranking. Now, the fact that I'm on NPF asking about this means that I'm after a special kind of prank. I'm not just talking vandalism or meaningless destruction of school property. That isn't fun. I was hoping you forumites could inspire me to do something creative and noticeable. Something everyone will see and think "Oh shit, someone actually did that" but at the same time be fairly easy to not get caught doing and not be overly cruel/destructive.

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I'd say be the best in your class, get 100%, then when you are asked how you did it tell them that you stopped listening to your teacher and explain your opinions of her.

A bad carpenter blames his tools, an epic carpenter makes a masterpiece anyway.

If you make some particularly hazardous in class she is totally liable. Not that I would encourage such behaviour or be willing to suggest what you could make.

Fill the class with water, put in a balooga whale, and blast Baby Balooga over the PA system all day.

Ok, here are some ideas:

Publish a series of Mini-Papers on school (like a semi-newspaper) where you and your friends post the same information she is giving in class, but with better explanation. And call it the "Real Science Class" or something...

Or...

Just drive her out.

Take a group of friends, hit wikipedia, punch up a few questions each that are hard as fuck, but relevant to her class and Ask her. Nonstop. each class. every class.

She can't punish you for asking relevant questions to her subject of teaching.... and if she can't answer, just keep asking. 3-4-5 people asking 2-3-4 questions. Every class. Every time.

She will crack eventually. One way or another...

Uh, some of these I didn't do personally but are still entertaining. Painting a giant penis on campus, super gluing doors shut, making art out of benches(they tired to get the super heavy ones, but it didn't stop people from trying. I was successful though) and trashcans. Depending on how much snow you have and/or hills this one time a group of guys made a giant snowball and put firecrackers with long fuses, lit said fuses and rolled it into the school. A change of pace on the thumb tack on the stool, this guy placed the thumbtack on the teachers sweater, so the teacher didn't know where the thumbtack was. Oh, my brother snuck a condom on a teacher's sandwich, and stole his bike. It really isn't hard, just act like a total dick to her all the time. I might think of more later.

Bells actually has the best idea next to Barrel.

Constant. Questions. If she DOES discipline you, go to the principal and make a very vocal complaint. Have those friends come too but have them sit quietly and wait to affirm your statements. If the principal does nothing about it, PTA/Your Parents. If you are being legitimate, someone WILL LISTEN.

I'm drunk, so give this the proper weight, but Bells' and Nokose's suggestions that "she can't punish you for asking legitimate questions" is entirely wrong. She can. The school won't care. Don't do it.

Getting revenge on this teacher is misguided. It's not a good idea, it will accomplish nothing and it will only hurt you. Just deal with it.

If you want to learn what ever science she teaches, there are resources on the internet. If it's biology, PM me and I can get you in touch with _mike, who can teach you introductory biology for Bio majors in college with total competence, even drunk off his ass. Other subjects, if you want NPFers teaching you, they can be sought out. Just don't try getting revenge on this teacher, because it will end badly for you, definitely. As in, there is no outcome other than it ending with you getting at least suspended.

Trying to make your teacher look dumb will only hurt you. Don't do it. Act like an adult.

I have the same problem with my Bio teacher. You could become a "constant questioner or you could be passive aggresive.

My favorite thing is to be a sarcastic prick and make the teacher look foolish. She once had the nerve to say to me, "Sarcasm will get you everywhere." I replied, "Got you pretty far..." But it can backfire horribley so watch how you do it.

Because every single kid who does some horrible shit in school gets caught, right? I bet there are at least a dozen or so people within a mile of this forum who can tell you about a lot of things they did, where they didn't get caught and they are not suffering any dire consequences.

I agree with Bells and Nikose as well; psychological is always the best and most fun route. Especially when it can be hidden behind your intelligence or another's incompetence.

The only thing to worry about is the part where your school might not care, but again that can be worked out in PTA meetings to an extent. Be wary if your teacher and the principal are friends, which tends to happen with shit-hole schools. The worst teachers in my school were all buddy buddy with the jackass principal.