Eletronic Cigarette!... no, seriously.
 

http://www.blucigs.com/index.php

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It also comes in Cherry, Java, Mint, Vanilla and classic Tobacco flavors! And it costs just $59,95 for the starter kit and $5 for a refill.

...t'hell is going on here? And i understand this is not new at all!... people are really walking around Sucking on USB plastic tubes!?

I've never seen them, but I guess this makes sense... sort of... the atomizer replaces the actual need to set the cigarette on fire... So I guess it solves the health problem...
No nicotine, of course, but I guess that's not such a big deal, since I doubt the product's purpose is to get smokers to substitute it for cigarettes...

On a lighter note, please tell me there's a business called "RED" that manufactures nicotine patches.

Actually, they do contain nicotine, concentrated. They just don't contain the dried leaf or the chemical additives ON the dried leaf. They do come in nicotine-less versions, though.

If I actually smoked more then semi-casual, I'd get one of these. Hell, I might get one anyway just for the nicotine-less flavored cartriges.

EDIT: Oh, right, forgot to mention. They also come in varying strength of nicotine, so it can be an effective method of slowly trying to ween yourself down or at least ween yourself to a smaller amount.

But... the tip glows blue....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sj-hG...er_profilepage

How can you not look like a Douchebag using one of those? Hell, how can you not look like a tecno-space-douchebag using one of those?!

If you are using one of these things you better be in a silver spandex suit with various transparent plastic rings around your neck arms and legs.

This is the excuse I've been waiting for...

to bring back those stackable DEVO hats.

I'm sorry guys but as soon as January rolls around we are officially in THE FUTURE.

We'll be smoking electronic cigarettes and saying "Twenty-ten" while using our personal Datapads.

and STILL no fucking flying cars... just MAYBE some electric Hybrids!

Or space elevators! But hey, we have electronic cigarettes, micro-blogging and motion sensors in video games, what more could we wish for? Besides the Batmobile?

guys, I'll supply the skintight silver jumpsuits if you guys supply your own sets of tiny sunglasses.