Pray Tell, What DnD Character Are You, Really?
 

Recently, there was a thread that upset a whole lot of people.

We were all called elf barbarians. Which, in effect, means that we are posers living a sloppy life fit for unintelligent beasts and brawlers, but, at the same time, were too weak to survive or appear formidable in our lifestyle.
We were cruelly insulted!
I will not stand to see my fellow forumites be so degraded (Even though I was classified as a human barbarian, and it was accurate enough for me. But, ya know, I'm chaotic and stupid and strong. Not the best traits, and, apparently, it doesn't work for you all.)

So how do you view yourselves?

Me:
STR: 15
DEX: 11
CON: 12
INT: 14
WIS: 16
CHA: 16

Human Barbarian, DnD Terms, applies most, conceptually.

Otherwise, uh...

Lv. 7 Writer
Lv. 5 Driver/Racer
Lv. 2 Forumite w/ Jackass Feat (Fears no thread! Will act anyway I see fit on any thread or forum!)


Note: I'm getting into a new DnD game in a long time. So my mind is on it, ya know. Whee! So I actually have the derranged mental capacity to post this crap.

Hmm, don't know enough about D&D rules, but I might post how I see myself under the ruleset for a different RP later.

I'm gonna have to call myself a Half-Elf. Level 5 bard / level 3 rogue.

STR: 12
DEX: 16
CON: 10
INT: 18
WIS: 12
CHA: 18

I'm kinda musical, and easy to get along with. I'm pretty sneaky when I have to be, and I like things that are shiny. I'll fight cheaply if I have to. Half-elf because I don't really fit in with humans or elves.

Real life?

Level 3 Guitarist
Level 5 Writer
Level 2 Computer guy

Me:
STR: 14
DEX: 8
CON: 16
INT: 16
WIS: 15
CHA: 12

*edit: fixed sig

You guys with 18: 18 is bloody epic superhuman world renowned. I doubt that. 17 would probably be local legend. 16, I'd say, is peak of the average person.

Just a note... if 18 is max, and 1 is minimum, then 9 is average. No one has average or lower strength or charisma in real life? Come on now. I know at least some of you people have charismas of 5... or lower.

Dunno-what-the-fuck-I-am.

STR: 9
DEX: 15 (I'm damn flexible.)
CON: 5
INT: 10
WIS: 9
CHA: 19

Now see, that's what one SHOULD look like, although I think she gave herself too little int...

9 is the theoretical average. But my dice roll methods turned out 12 to be average, so that was my base...

Whatever.

You're right. 12 would be high. Subtract 3 from all my scores.

STR: 12
DEX: 6 - I'm lowering this a little.
CON: 9
INT: 11
WIS: 13
CHA: 13

I'm a badass however you look at it. (In my own esteemed opinion)

Fine fine. I'll be honest.

Str: 5
Dex: 15 (STILL flexible.)
Con: 5
Int: 2
Wis: 0
Cha: 7

*sniff* Just destroy all my dreams, why don't you?

I don't know about statistics. I know my character designation: Monk9/Bard10/Duelist2. Yes, I know, by DnD rules you cant advance as both bard and monk at the same time, but the fact is that I'm a black belt and I'm a violinist/writer so screw it. But if I had to guess...

Str: 12
Dex: 13
Con: 16 (I don't bruise at all, can take a lot of pain without flinching, and don't get sick easily, which I think works out to a high constitution score).
Int: 17
Wis: 15
Cha: 12