Nuklear Power Forum Achievements
 

It's the hip new thing now that all the kool kids are doinnnn!

No, really, this thing is popping up on Newgrounds, Escapist and so many other places... it's pretty silly and quite useless, but fun little trivia nonetheless.

But of course, this is not a suggestion thread (i'm pretty sure you couldn't even implement something like that) but just for the fun factor... what Achievements / Trophies / Badges / Nukies would you guys implement around here?

Fifthfiend and I actually discussed this about...a year and a half ago and he said at the tie that is was impossible to implement at the time.

Yeah, i would think as much. I mean, it's not like you can just jump into forum code and implement any knick knack and widget people devise. And c'mon, it's more trouble and it's worth (probably), but this is just idle mindless chat for fun about it.

"Post... haha, post"
Make 10 penis jokes in the space of half an hour

"Fiend-style"
Participate in a discussion about Fifthfiend's sexual habits.

"So bad it's good"
Get reputation for posts containing extreme implied homosexuality

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I got nuthin'

"Bad day gone worst"
Piss Mesden Off

"Here comes the Fail Train!"
Derail 10 consecutive threads without getting a warning or ban

"He knows my name!!!"
Have Brian mention your forum name or quote your post

"Hey, it's that guy!"
Have Zack mention your forum name or quote your post

"Hey, it's the third one!"
Have John mention your forum name or quote your post

"Hey! It's whatshisname!!"
Have Matt mention your forum name or quote your post

"Par for the course"
Have a Mod or Admin insult you.

"Brain Bleach... PLEASE!"
Mentally scar more than 5 forum members by posting a picture or link

"Taste of her own medicine"
Mentally scar CelesJessa and Synkronized with one post

"Divine Fuck-you"
Cause Brian to alter the comic's plot just to disprove your incessant speculation

"I feel pretty!"
Post in color for at least a week.

"Assassin"
Lurk constantly, posting only when insulting Fifthfiend, Brian or Meister

"Highway to Hell"
Get accused of Bluespeak by another person.

"Taco Bell"
Figure out what people really mean when they talk about burritos.

"Burn, Baby, Burn!"
Befriend both Pyros and Flare.

"Mensa Linguist"
Consistently get bluestarultor's name right. (I swear, like only 5 people would ever get this.)

"smooth"
Post while drunk

"Swear jar"
Cause a mod to nega rep you

"I'M A CRITIC!"
tell someone on the sketch thread that their art sucks without submitting one of your own

"I'M A ARTIST"
put a sketch in the sketch thread

"FFFFUUUUUU"
post a webcomic link that becomes all the rage

"LOOK AT ME!"
post a picture in the cam-whore thread

"You! a life! NOT POSSIBLE"
stay logged onto NPF for 24 hours

"What a day for a Joinday"
be in NPF for a year

"Nostalgia Win"
Make a mod have a nostalgia fit

Pretentious Cock Sucker

pretend to know what you're talking about only to have someone that actually knows what you thought you were talking about let everyone know that you don't actually know what you're talking about.