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BitVyper 11-07-2009 01:07 AM

Challenge: Make Silence of the Lambs into a SAT AM cartoon.
 
Journey back with me, to a time when every blockbuster was made into a terrible children's cartoon regardless of how unsuited it was for that format. You are part of a team that is trying to put together a cartoon based on Silence of the Lambs, and you've been asked to brainstorm some ideas for the premise, main cast, gimmicks, and etc. What do you come up with?

Kim 11-07-2009 01:12 AM

WACKY
 
Wacky cross-dressing villain is kidnapping girls because he's evil. Hannibal is also wacky, acts like Scooby Doo, and runs around biting people.

Preturbed 11-07-2009 01:29 AM

Memorable Quotes:

"I ate his dinner with some lima beans and a nice candy."
"I can smell your shoes."
"Is-thay or-fay at-thay, Clarice"
"She rubs the lotion on her skin or else she gets all dry again."
"Would you play with me? I'd play with me. I'd play real hard."


...I think thats enough for now.

Arhra 11-07-2009 01:48 AM

The characters are all vegetables.

Intern Nin 11-07-2009 01:53 AM

Clarice gets some sort of goop or slime thrown onto her nearly every episode.

Archbio 11-07-2009 01:55 AM

Play up Quantico as a school, with an wacky assortment of characters, headed by Crawford as a straightman who gives bumbling (WACKY!) Starling her assignments.

Intern Nin 11-07-2009 02:08 AM

The opening theme is a hip-hop remix of Goodbye Horses.

POS Industries 11-07-2009 02:08 AM

Make all the characters baby sheep and have them provide educational lessons involving fun experiments you can do with common household items.

Rename it "Science of the Lambs." Features Clarice Starlamb and Hannibaa-ahh-ahhhh Lecter.

Meister 11-07-2009 03:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NonCon (Post 985679)
Scooby Doo

This is the key to success.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Archbio (Post 985686)
Play up Quantico as a school, with an wacky assortment of characters, headed by Crawford as a straightman who gives bumbling (WACKY!) Starling her assignments.

Then Starling travels across the country with Lecter, Barney and Will Graham to solve mysterious crimes. Very often they'll encounter the henchman double team of Francis Dolarhyde and Jame Gumb (covering the "strong lug" and "eccentric brains of the operation" character archetypes, respectively) who work for Mason Verger (who, like Dr. Claw, we always only ever see from behind).

Needs an animal...
Also travelling with them is Starling's pet lamb Suzy and there will be a running gag around Lecter coming up with recipes for her.

... Suzy, in this case.

Satan's Onion 11-07-2009 03:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Meister (Post 985697)
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Also travelling with them is Starling's pet lamb Suzy and there will be a running gag around Lecter coming up with recipes for her.

... Suzy, in this case.

Speaking of Lecter and eating: Wacky Lecter would also, obviously, really like beans. There will be fart jokes.

His favorite drink? A nice chianti soda pop yummy healthy fruit juice, because the kids learn from having good role models, y'see.


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