Spice up DnD
 

Here's a little way to add some "color" to your game of DnD. Hey, we men have our needs too. :D

http://www.gwynnter.net/nodistractio.../section2.html

This is clearly a sign of individuals who have waaay too much free time on their hands...

my faith in the human race has just dropped another two points. good job.

I hear that LARPing fornication is better than flat out pen and paper fornication.

I'm not really a fan of either. I'll take regular, non-fake, I rolled an 18 on my girth stat sex anyday.

People with no lives should lose their sense of humor so we no longer have to put up with shite like this:

Too much time + No life + No girlfriend = This terrible shite

Wow. that's just sad. I feel disgraced.

The Site is down Demon...

Although I agree with the losing further faith in humanity. I think this leaves me at about -55...

Nah, the site's not down. Click my link and it works fine. Demon simply copied and pasted wrong. "..." appears in the actual url when you click his link. It's not supposed to.

Ahh, he just copied and pasted that link, I see now.

Zero's Faith in Humanity: -55
Zero's Faith in Demon: -2

Demon's Faith in Roleplaying Geeks: -129

*shrugs* I'd fix the link, but I think it's better that the children are 'mislead' from looking at the actual site. I'm saving souls here, people!

Just imagine this used in a Warhammer battle.

Me - Okay, our generals are all that's left.
Friend - Damn, looks like it'll be down to one last close combat.
Me - Wait, I roll for special rules!
Friend - Wha?
Me - *rolls a 12* Ha! We must consult the compendium. It says here...let's see, twelve...oh, here it is. Characters in close combat attempt...seduction?
Friend - Let me see that!
Me - We roll to see if we have sex or not.
Friend - ...
Me - *rolls a twelve* Characters have hot, unmodifiable sex. Roll for amount of turns it will take for...gleh!

I would say this is a happy ending but, it's...just too wrong.