Or Arnold. Either's good.
 

Aside from that, putting one foot in front of the other CAN be enjoyable. I only posted Monty Python half-jokingly. Well, the video was a joke, but the point is that if you're just plodding along because of an Eeyore "because I have to," yeah, it's nothing special. On the other hand, my personal thing when not in public is teaching myself how to fight similar to Traditional Drunken Boxing (or Traditional Drunken Style Kung-fu), which relies on you being able to

1. move fluidly
2. keep in constant motion
3. hone your balance

So around the house, like, say, grabbing a glass out of the cupboard, milk out of the fridge, pouring it, putting the milk away, drinking out of the glass, and putting it in the dishwasher, the only points where I'm not moving are when I'm pouring and drinking. It's a great exercise for your coordination and doing it has really put me at ease with how my body works, so I'll have all four limbs doing something different all at once and it's quite frankly a blast.


Edit: I'd complain about being double-ninja'd, but really, is anyone surprised? :J

I get that you're Krylo, and thus, not funny, Is that what I'm supposed to get? Do I win? Do I get money? treats? sexual favors? I got IT! what do I win?

I...

...

Yes.

An internet cookie for our very own NuklearPower.com forums.

It should be under tools, options, privacy already just waiting for you if you use Firefox.

If he uses IE, it can be found here and will appear after clicking OK and hitting Alt+F4. :p

She actually just said that she enjoys walks, which just seemed to be lacking effort. You gotta supply a location with that, or a preposition or adverb or whatever, as Krylo illustrated. "I enjoy walks TOGETHER" or something along those lines. The main thing with me is she followed that with "enjoys games and movies and etc." other sedentary activities that don't lend themselves to a love of physical exercise very easily. I figured she just felt that "walks" were required for singles ads and threw it in there.

I myself love long HIKES in the woods, which is a bit more of an assertion, as it implies an effortful attempt to journey to and from a given destination. Walking is pretty blase. Anyone can walk. You can walk up an incline, but you can only HIKE up a hill and/or mountain.

I could also Hike Up my pants *badum-TISH*

In the old days they'd use "walk" as a synonym to "talk". They understood that strolling together is highly conductive to conversation. As you move your thoughts are set in motion, and the breeze stirs your mind as the sight of the sky opens it.

I'd stick with calling it "strolling" though, or hiking or prowling or frolicking or even riding the apostle-horses. "Walking" these days implies a mode of transportation from point A to B, not a social activity. I think.

Yeah, I don't think all of those really work for a dating ad. "I like prowling the city streets in the downtown area" really doesn't come off well. XD

Sounds like a singles ad from Rorschach, that.

Sounds like an implied "looking for easy prey" to me. :J

Unless your Batman, then it's okay.

Looking for easy prey?

On a singles site?

Well hell, if she's cute, I'd respond.

It almost be worth the chances of her being a psychopath. XD

Speaking of dating adds...

http://www.theawl.com/wp-content/upl...61-490x120.png

A couple more here.

... I couldn't believe that was real. Then I saw this:

It's like these people are desperate for some or there's a contest the rest of the world doesn't know about. Who could possibly win "Craziest Dumbass of the year" award for a personal ad?

What's wrong with that ad? That guy sounds fun.

Childish too for a 78 year old. It's just funny what comes up.

old people can't like cartoons? so what, you're gonna stop being a geek when you hit seventy?

"Childish" stops being an applicable adjective once one hits sixty or so. Haven't you heard of senility, or a second childhood? Why do you think there are so many stories about awesome old people?

Yes, I have a bias. If he had said anime, then he'd be a cool old dood.

But I wasn't a fan of Thomas and Gerrold from back in the day.

Seriously guys...

"I love cartoons but I want no strings sex"

"I love jazz. I hope you love sausage."

If that isn't a non-sequitar, then I don't know what is. There's the funny right there.

sooo, you're a grumpy old man and you hate fun ones? cause we already Have Funka for our grumpy old man.

I can't stop laughing. I'm really going to have to start putting [/sarcasm] on the end.

Hey there, young man!
 

Look, if you're gonna be our old black man, you better dispense wisdom like a vending machine, grow a beard, maybe a braided one, depending on how afro-centric you are, get some cool stories, and I'm gonna have to start titling every response to your posts like this, I really hope you know how to respond,

You crazy kids...

Alright, I could always tell the old stories about my trip to the Phillippines. *gets into his rocking chair*

Now who's first? Come sit on granpa's knee.

Silly grandpa, people don't let their kids sit on anyone's knee anymore

What? They changed the rules on me? Well, now they get lumps of coal.

I'm really not that old guys.

25 IS NOT OLD! OH GOD WHY?!

All you need is a million dollars.... just watch Office Space and you know what i'm talking about.

"What would you do with a million dollars?"

"I'd tell you what i'd do... two chicks at the same time."

Pshaw. I'm Santa! You tell them they've been naughty this year and you're gonna spank them and you can get that.

I was really confused why the OP wanted me to tell everyone I meet that I'm the Earl of Lancaster in the most dickish way possible as soon as I meet them.

Any gentleman of distinguishable worth would be able to tell you that merely on perusing your regalia and assortments. Those who cannot are not worth your attention.

Word, that's what I'm sayin'

"Please refrain from oggling my finery peasant, for I am the Earl of Lancaster."