Honestly, I think the ability to tell the difference between a joke post (or series of joke posts) and a serious post is a necessary quality of any mod... especially on these forums.

No offense!

The guy picked his bro before his ho so he clearly had to die because he disrespected hi ho by doing that!

Oh, okay.

Excuse my social ineptness.

Also, no one can really tell when SMB is serious or joking. I think it's because he's a dastardly mad scientist that models himself after doctor doom. Plus he want's to bag uncles...whatever that means.

Yes, but it was a string of posts which said "Nightshine for mod". At first, I thought it was a joke. Then, I got a bit skeptical, confused, and somewhat disturbed, yet happy with the idea. Then I just realized "oh, it's not going to happen"


Something like when a girl offers you sex.

That's what I figured then I thought later on that maybe it means he wants to hunt and kill the crazy uncle. Seriously wouldn't put it pass him. He is Dastardly after all.

Well if they do keep mentioning you for mod who knows, maybe Shiny will laugh manically go insane and make you a mod for shits and giggles. I mean, worse could happen....they could make Magic Marker a mod and that frightens me for some reason.

Nightshine? Mod? For shits and giggles? I would personally love to see this with my own two eyes. Make it happen.

If this happens, I will crap my pants.

Ah, what the hell. I've already infuriated enough people, might as well piss off the rest!

While I don’t expect it to ever happen, I'll just take this time to disqualify myself right now.

You guys should totally make me a mod!

Alright, I’m done here, back to being productive.

EDIT: You're welcome POS. That's an awesome way to start of page 38.