Well, to be fair, the shit Messie "lost her shit" over was RaiRO.

I mean, I'm pretty sure like 50% of the forum down there lost its shit over RaiRO at one point or another.

Whenever she got over it I was backing her for GM-ship, if I remember correctly.

I even became a gm/mod and did a good job until things kind of died.

But by the time I was a mod everyone who was rotten was gone so I dunno!

More testosterone than all of you combined on account of my giant e-peen which is the largest in the world not to mention the most attractive.

Aye, whereas that might be true I do the whole 'lurking in shadows' bit for shitz'n'giggles. And Shiney got his own dose of Rai's annoyance (and sleep deprivation) in private. With paddles.

And, just because I can;

Where do I subscribe?

OMG RAIRAI WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN HOW'S THE BABY *hugs*

Mm, I think Eltargrim and Batgirl would make pretty decent moderators; they're both level headed members who are well received in the community and would like to see things run smoothly.

Well, until Eltargrim gets alcohol fueled and come stumbling in at 3 in the morning and oh god not again.

Hey it's RaiRai I remember you from 2005

Oh, it's hanging around on at least a couple anonymous hookup sites, at least.

We still don't have snow up here in Kingston. It's raining outside as I type this.

But snow is part of Canada's personality, part of our appeal. Canada without snow is like Fifthfiend without the self-bias.

But then YOU still wouldn't be heartless. And therefore you wouldn't be mod material. You've got my ultimatum - remove your own heart with your bare hands, and I'll cast my lot in with you as the reigning Lich-Queen of NPF.

If made mod, I promise not to moderate while drunk!

...that completely ruins the appeal, doesn't it?

If made mod, I promise to only moderate while drunk!

...that isn't better.

If made mod, I'll only moderate while drunk sometimes. There. It's settled.

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I feel so very sorry for you.

Hey. I remember you from...wait, no I don't.

What's the fun in it being anonymous? You want stalkers, don't you? I thought that was the whole reason people used those sites to begin with!