*Read in a gravelly voice*
 

This is the premise for a movie I'm making. Krylo is a tough as nails police chief who does things by the book. Mirai is a loose canon that only cares about getting the job done, no matter the cost. Together... they fight crime!

So he gets to be Mel Gibson and I'm Danny Glover?

Well, are you or are you not getting too old for this shit?

I'm just a rebel like that.
Hey, wait a second now, I write the godawful fanfictions around here.

Don't fucking take my job or I'll cut you.

If Jet Li shows up and disassembles my side arm, I'm going to have to go ahead and admit that I am, indeed, getting too goddamn old for this shit.
Look on the bright side, at least he isn't writing us into CoM;CoL... yet.

"But who'll stand up for the brackets captain? Who'll defend their rights?!"

*throws chair*

NPF & Order: Special Posts Unit

So.

Who's Joe Pesci?

You.

You are Joe Pesci.

I'll put in a vote for whichever mod promises to standardize the capitalization on the names of the sub-forums. I feel this is very important on the pettiest level possible.

You have to be an admin to change the names of forums/sub forums, so good luck on fulfilling THAT campaign promise, whomever Rick votes for.