*Read in a gravelly voice*
 

This is the premise for a movie I'm making. Krylo is a tough as nails police chief who does things by the book. Mirai is a loose canon that only cares about getting the job done, no matter the cost. Together... they fight crime!

So he gets to be Mel Gibson and I'm Danny Glover?

Well, are you or are you not getting too old for this shit?

I'm just a rebel like that.
Hey, wait a second now, I write the godawful fanfictions around here.

Don't fucking take my job or I'll cut you.

If Jet Li shows up and disassembles my side arm, I'm going to have to go ahead and admit that I am, indeed, getting too goddamn old for this shit.
Look on the bright side, at least he isn't writing us into CoM;CoL... yet.

"But who'll stand up for the brackets captain? Who'll defend their rights?!"

*throws chair*

NPF & Order: Special Posts Unit

So.

Who's Joe Pesci?

You.

You are Joe Pesci.

I'll put in a vote for whichever mod promises to standardize the capitalization on the names of the sub-forums. I feel this is very important on the pettiest level possible.

You have to be an admin to change the names of forums/sub forums, so good luck on fulfilling THAT campaign promise, whomever Rick votes for.

I don't think I'll get a position, but I'm ignoring that fact so I can be an ass.
 

If I am made mod I will put the titles and descriptions for every subforum in lower case with no puntuation and probably intentionally misspell some words. How's that for standardized?

Since when has making campaign promises you can't fulfill ever prevent someone from getting elected?

You make a good point, however I have to ask you this:

Our RP section is suffering and dying, Truce, or should I say ECURT, and you're up here arguing about campaign promises when you should be using your amazing skill at arr peeerizing to go save it with a game that doesn't suck.

Can we really trust you, given this blatant disregard for the well being of this forum?

Oh.


Well then.

...Carry on. Seriously though.

EDIT: holy crap, you guys move fast.

Let me understand this 'cause, I don't know, maybe it's me, I'm a little fucked up maybe, but I'm Pesci how? I mean, Pesci like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh... I'm here to fuckin' amuse you? What do you mean Pesci, Pesci how? How am I Pesci?

I've got two, they're heavy as shit.

Sounds like you need a girlfriend.

Or is it that you have found a girl, and find yourself otherwise incapable of wooing said strumpet?

No, it means I'm a Tanuki

Magenta is NonCon's fakemod color.
 

Now, Premonitions, I get that your probably pretty new to the board, and haven't figured out the rules yet, but we don't tolerate linking furry porn, so I'm gonna have to give you an infraction and ask that you not do it again.

You sure? cause I got, like, SOOOO MUCH furry porn, seriously, shit'd blow your MIND!
Ps: Seriously Japan? Seriously?

I am way too lazy to read through the whole thread, although I did read enough to see which names were thrown around the most. I suppose I support those, though let's just keep in mind we want people who would be good mods, not people we like the most. Though if we can get both in one person, great.

Osterbaum is being strangely reasonable.

I vote him for mod.

I'm pretty sure you shouldn't be using nominations for modhood as a weapon, Krylo.

You should'nt use a bat as a weapon either, but ti gets the job done.

I vote for DFM. And if not DFM, me.

I sometimes manage to be. I'm not sure if having a fever contributes to it.

I nominate myself! And I demand everyone else vote for me.

Seriously, it'd be like how Fifthfiend got modded, so it promises not to go to hell for like another three years. We'd have three years to ignore it and then when it explodes everyone gets an excuse to rage around.

It's a win-win-win. And, well, a lose for the forum in general, but why should that matter?

Probably, everyone is more reasonable when their sick. Plus the threat of spreading the illness to others makes everyone readily agree with you as well. That'd be a pretty good modweapon! Behave now or I will infect you with a disease!

Also, sleeping seems to be bad for because I went to sleep and you guys all decided to make the party go on even longer, you buggers need to sleep ya know.

And, like Urahara, actually responsible for everything that's gone wrong!
 

See guys? Make MoM a mod just so I can bahahaha at him.

No really, he'd be a totally decent mod, despite what he thinks, except he doesn't want the job. Oh well :(

I vote for Osterbaum. This forum needs to be findlandier.

I have like two votes now I think that means I'm officially on the ballot just sayin' everyone.

I know it has been a few pages since Eltargrim tapped out of this thread, but I just feel like I should mention that I was offering my services as "that drunk guy" on the third page of the last thread. I'm not saying I'd be a better or drunker mod than Eltargrim, I'm just saying I called dibs and he's a lousy copy-cat, notable for only one (admittedly pretty awesome) drunk thread.

I drunkenly stumble about these forums every night. Does Eltargrim really have that dedication?

Imma toss my hat towards CJ but only if everyone has manlove avatars the whole week after she's made a mod.

@MoM: yes that was a compliment, sorry if it seemed like I was being underhandedly insulting or something, totally not my intention.

@Mesden: I was just honestly scared when people started endorsing you as a moderator because personally I think you have wild mood swings and take them out on the internet. I don't think that's good mod material. But I'm probably being too much of a dick about it so I apologize.

@DFM: I would pick you to moderate The End of Days, like if some biblical shit started happening I think you'd do a fair job of closing threads and banning offender, like... during the apocalypse.

You should apologize harder, I think.

Anyway, I nominate Herpaderp for Ladeeda! Because he'd doodeedoo the deedlydee!

My kneejerk reaction is to point out the suspicious smell coming from DFM's basement whenever we come over to have those suspicious-tasting cookies, but I don't think DFM would be too bad for the job, really.

At the very least it would be funny for the ten minutes it takes him to get pinkslipped.

On another note, CJ has totally and completely failed to live up to the dickishness standards of NPF every time I've talked to her, as well as a consistent lack of squareness, so I guess that says something about her.

I feel I should nominate Lady Cygnet, because of everyone I have ever met, she is the most level headed person I know.

You know what Numsie would make an amazing moderator.

I'll vote for DFM, he'll be like Fifth only better. (worse?)

Oh no problem sir, its not that I thought it was underhandedly insulting, its that I completely wasn't expecting that!

*swats pocheros from across the Internet* Quit lyin'!

So disappointed.
 

I know. I'm honestly disappointed in myself for not thinking of him sooner.

Can we nominated Barack Obama and his Cialis? or Doofus Money?

He's just as bad as former president, Dofus Kamas.
 

I think you mean Dofus Kamas. And we can't. He hasn't even kept his promise about legalizing Dofus Kamas and alternative Dofus Kamas for people who can't afford regular Dofus Kamas.

Man, he'd have been a great mod if he actually kept his promises of Dofus Kamas.

@phil: so you did. Time for me to find a new niche.

You've got the E7 one down too. Damn. Hard competition :|

I could punch off an e-mail to the white house and ask him if he'd like to moderate an incredibly nerdy sprite comic webforum.

He has leadership skills, and charisma, and he's a massive nerd.

NPF INVADES AFGHANISTAN

(FORUMVERSAL HEALTHCARE PLANS TABLED)

Thank you. I think I'm not really in a good place where I could be an effective mod, and I don't think I'm well-known enough, but I appreciate the thought.

On that note, I think CJ and POS would make good mods. I would vote for Solid Snake as well, but I'm not sure if his law school duties would give him enough time to mod effectively.

Nah everytime he wanted to ban someone the opposition would stonewall him. Could blame all problems on Fifth though.

You know you want to invade Afghanistan.

What else are you going to do with your weekend?

Be anywhere other than "second asshole of the Earth" Afghanistan.

Apologize to everyone NPF has ever offended? He'd have to do a lot of traveling but It'd be good for his skin.

Sure beats Cleveland.

Like I said, second asshole.

Pfft, I know everybody on the internet wants to be a drunk, but who would want to be known for using Eureka Seven avatars and listening to the soundtrack all the time?

Well if I don't get to be a mod, I'm going to throw my hat in to be "NPF medic."

Is that what you're gonna do every time you get turned down for modship? Because that might get old fast.

I dunno, vie for a new position, or throw your hat in for another position.

That was the plan all along.
 

Ouch dude.

EDIT: Didn't realize I made that comment already in another thread. My bad. No need for the nasties.

Sorry, nasties are really all I have.

Hmmmm.

It's like Wowbagger the Infinitely Prolonged from the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, only instead of insulting everyone in space and time, it'd be apologizing.

Also I guess I vote for POS.

Man, I'd totally vote for myself, but then I'd immediately regret taking the position then I'd have to do work. And that probably takes effort or something. I don't know.

Other than that, Numsie totally has all my votes. Alls of them.

Make CelesJessa mod already, goddammit.

Too late, it's totally Nightshine. With bold letters and all.

It's about time NPF saw the Dark Ages.

Does that mean we have to cover ourselves in shit?

BRING OUT YER DEAD! *clang*

You mean before we didn't?

Hi guys.

This, obviously, means war
 

I'm in, where do I buy the popcorn!?

I'm on CJ's side!

Can our battle cry be MGS Forever! or something like that?

All the lovers of man love, join together!
We gotta do it in the hard way, if we want the climax.

Not quite dead yet.

I don't have to be told twice!

Also, teh boobiez.

CJ showing the marketing savvy.

I just know what the people want!

Also, I have more banners for all of your CJ-supporting needs!http://img521.imageshack.us/img521/7696/gpd2.jpg
http://img195.imageshack.us/img195/8482/gpd5.jpg
http://img195.imageshack.us/img195/926/gpd3.jpg

And a bonus one!
http://img193.imageshack.us/img193/4198/gpd4.jpg

I'll throw my chip in CJ's pile.

I'm pretty sure I'm going to vote against you for that last one. Thanks. I guess I'll just have to figure out a way to go on without sleeping ever again.

Hey, being scared by this forum is my thing. Stop mooching into my zone, man.

Everyone else has figured it out! It can't be THAT hard!